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Deacon Frost

Swave Sevah defeats Deacon Frost

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Synopsis: Sure, Deacon Frost can be a funny guy (“S.F. we mobbing deep on some Mexican shit, [while] you in your grandma living room dancing naked to Prince”) at times, but his serious lack of quality bars and/or dope punchlines usually makes for an easy win….if you’re his opponent. Such is the case here as Swave Sevah delivers roundhouse bars, jokes and a plethora of haymakers (“Y’all just put a featherweight in a death match against Leatherface”) to take up an easy body.

Verdict: Swave Sevah (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Swave Sevah -“You got a Tyrone Biggums swag….and a Trick Daddy face”

Soul Khan defeats Deacon Frost

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Round 2

Round 3

Synopsis: After a competitive 1st round (Frost’s “canoe” line being the highlight), Soul Khan goes full beast mode and takes out Deacon Frost with two rounds of cold jokes (“I’ll take your girl to the movies, she could barely keep her clothes on, you take your girl to the movies and she’s like ‘I already seen this with Soul Khan'”), funny impressions, bars and wicked (“If I snatch you dildo’s would fall out of your pocket”) personals .

Verdict: Soul Khan (W) 2-1

Best line: Soul Khan – “I’ll steal your family dog and cut his abdomen open, then send that bitch home full of plastic explosives”

Big T defeats Deacon Frost

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Synopsis: First, nice of Smack to never, ever let Star host a battle ever again after this unprofessional debacle. Secondly, Frost doesn’t get near enough props for his bars or how funny (“Pockets lumped up crazy bee sting, Big T first nigga I seen make a ACG lean”) he can be. Third, while this was close throughout, at the end the edge goes to Big T for more consistent wordplay and overall, slightly better bars.

Verdict: Big T (W) 2-1

Best line: Big T – “Don’t let me hear you cremating her, (cuz) I’ll go to the crib and Lebron James the remains of her”