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Chef Trez defeats Diablo

Recap: Well, that’s a bit surprising. 90-plus battles in his career and Chef Trez hadn’t battled a female yet, waiting till this Bloody Scene card to do a 1-rounder with Diablo. Either way, despite a solid and gritty effort from his opponent, the Chef makes easy work here, mostly staying away from the sexual exploits and instead using a gratifying barrage of stinging mayhem, fiery gun bars, some nasty wordplay and stifling 4-bar setups/punchlines to gain the win.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I been dope, GTA mission, I’m looking for big smoke!”

Yoshi G defeats Diablo

Recap: Plenty of hardbody bars and fiery punches on both sides of this competitive 1-rounder from Iron Mouth Battles. But in the end a more consistently hitting and wordplay-lit Yoshi G gets the win over Diablo.

Verdict: Yoshi G (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Yoshi G – “Drop a plugged up toaster in the tub while you bathing, now that’s what I call Bath and Body works!”