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Pat Stay defeats Dunsh

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Recap: Plenty of ‘lyrical’ dick jokes, reverent punchlines, funny impressions, nice rebuttals and clever zingers in this 3-round Barstool Sports Compliment Battle between Pat Stay and Dunsh. A close one throughout, it’s the more experienced austere of flattery (as well as a master at making his opponent feel totally uncomfortable) Pat Stay who out-punches Dunsh and edges the 1st and 3rd rounds (call the 2nd debatable) for the win.

Verdict: Pat Stay (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Pat Stay – “Bond forming tighter than his immaculate Windsor knots, I can’t even tie a tie, you probably practice it with your cock!”

Bill Collector defeats Dunsh

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Recap: From KOTD’s Season 1 tourney, I’ve never understood the Daylyt/Bill Collector comparison’s either as BC’s more eccentric punchlines/personals, witty barbs, underlying wordplay, creative gun bars and performance-rich darts effectively combine to take all 3 rounds here over Dunsh, who despite a bunch of trolling personals, nifty punches and a hell of an innovative round 2, had already been out-scored in the early rounds before choking away his 3rd.

Verdict: Bill Collector (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Bill Collector – “Angry girlfriend, I repeatedly burst texts [Tek’s]!”

Mike P defeats Dunsh

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Recap: In this hilarious, but still competitive 3-rounder from iBattle, Mike P’s unorthodox rhyme stylings and proverbial gun symmetrics take on Dunsh’s witty barbs/personals and self-deprecating humor. A crowd-pleaser throughout, it’s ‘Mainstream Mike’ who edges the 1st round with more well-rounded haymakers before Dunsh drops a slew of mocking lines at his opponent’s rap patterns as well as fire punches to edge the 2nd. The deciding 3rd round, however, is a no-brainer as Mike delivers a gang of fiery and versatile punches to easily beat back a shortened, flow-challenged and much less potent turn by Dunsh.

Verdict: Mike P (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Mike P – “You a lawyer, right Dunsh? [chuk chuk] [makes hand like gun] well, beat a shell case!”

Chilla Jones defeats Dunsh

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Recap: Dunsh’s often (“Chilla Jones, 35 and still alone, looks like the ladies don’t appreciate your quill Jerome!”) biting, self-deprecating and sarcastic sense of humor makes this a close one overall. But after getting edged in round 1, a more versatile, consistent with the fire (“See, I was booked to destroy ya, and after this they gonna see me excel, so you can’t be that good of a lawyer!”) punches and angle-savvy Chilla Jones does enough to take the latter two rounds and win this entertaining battle from iBattle.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chilla Jones – “That nose, looks like it’s one of Owen Wilson’s nose’s children!”