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Geechi Gotti defeats E. Ness

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Recap: In this 1-rounder from the New UDubb’s ‘The Rebirth’ card, Geechi Gotti has an easy time of it. Whether he was mocking opponent E. Ness’ old-school rapping linguistics, going back in time and making all-too-hilarious barbs on the veteran Philly rapper’s former ‘Da Band’ clique, circumventing via a bunch current event disses on Ness’ former boss Diddy and dishing a gang of hard-hitting street raps/punches, the EFB capo ends up doing more than enough to get the win over a hitting at times, but overall mediocre showing by Ness.

Verdict: Geechi Gotti (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Geechi Gotti – “This type of nigga be telling bitches ‘I’m E. Ness from Making da Band’, but the fucked up part is when he battle rap he don’t even be making a band!”

E. Ness defeats Big Kannon

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Recap: A couple of bars or two maybe. But other than lazy penmanship, can’t imagine why a seasoned vet like Big Kannon would drench himself in so many old and tired E. Ness/Making da Band personals as he does here in this RBE Straight To It 3-rounder. And with Ness (not only one of the most consistent battlers in the game, but also an underrated puncher) doubling up on the piercing wordplay when he wasn’t already excelling via a steady, oft-entertaining and bruising punch game in the 1st and 3rd rounds (had BK edging the 2nd), it’s the more persistently hard-hitting Bad Boy alum who gets the win.

Verdict: E. Ness (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E. Ness – “QB on vacation, I can’t go without the strap, grumpy old man I can’t go without my nap!”

E. Hart defeats E. Ness

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Recap: As per usual, E. Ness’ rambunctious, old-school cadence and barrels of wit kept the crowd entertained and scored him a few haymakers here and there. But in this dope 1-rounder from Step Your Ink Game Up, it’s a consistently-lit, gun bar blazing, wordplay/name flip spicy and personal/punch crazy E. Hart who cooks up more than enough heat to earn the win.

Verdict: E. Hart (W) 1-0

Favorite line: E. Hart – “So many guns in the car, the nigga Reed will get mad!”

Danny Myers defeats E. Ness

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Recap: From Philly’s The Battle Academy, Danny Myers and E. Ness enlist in a competitive back-n-forth for 3 rounds that not only featured a host of fiery 4-bar set-ups/punches, but a nice Ness impression by Danny too. Yet while Ness entertained his home crowd with an assortment of witty barbs and some gritty bomb-throwers, it’s the more condensed, steadily efficient with the bars, rebuttal-drooping and gun bar/wordplay-savvy Myers wo earns the 30.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Danny Myers – “I’m 41, you 43, shit, you gotsa know your worth, all that’s telling me…you gonna see the .44 first!”

Holmzie Da God defeats E. Ness

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Recap: Personals based on E. Ness’ participation in the old MTV show ‘Making The Band’ are usually pretty stale. But Holmzie Da God’s ability to finesse those personals into hitting darts on Ness’ life now (as compared to his old bandmates) along with a bunch of other piercing punches, allows Da God to edge this ‘Jersey vs. Philly’ 1-rounder over his performance-lit, but bar-wise topsy-turvy opponent.

Verdict: Holmzie Da God (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Holmzie Da God – “How da fuck I go from watching you on Making the Band to watching da Band making shit without you!”

Chef Trez defeats E. Ness

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Recap: Close 1-rounder from The Battle Academy between Chef Trez and E. Ness is lit with boastful zingers, fiery 4-bar-set-ups, rigid gun bars, piercing name flips and gripping/witty punchlines. And while the old-school performing/beat-friendly stylings of Ness made for a solid show, a couple of more haymakers and a paid of dope rebuttals by Trez gets the Chef a win.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “But this the wrong match, I’m a show you that fame is boring, y’all seen me put Smack down and still be a legend killer…I’m Randy Orton!”

E. Ness defeats J. Murda

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Recap: There’s gritty punchlines, unbridled boasts and mayhem galore in this fiery 3-rounder from The Battle Academy. But a crisper flowing, witty and rumble-rocking E. Ness throws up enough spicy darts to edge the first two rounds before the ever-gully J. Murda puts it all together with a sublime 3rd to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: E. Ness (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E. Ness – “I’m giving out trophies and this .9 is who I nominate!”

Scotty defeats E. Ness

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Recap: On visuals alone, Scotty’s music video backdrop gets this one. But creativity aside, Scotty also gains the vic bar-wise, using pointed punchlines, a gritty flow that encapsulated his rhymes and some hot name flips to beat back a mostly pedestrian, hallway rapping E. Ness in this 1-round Social Distance battle from RBE.

Verdict: Scotty (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Scotty – “I been killing rap nigger’s from A to Z, we talking alphabets but I remain a G!”

E. Ness defeats Franchise

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Recap: Taking advantage of a Franchise who wasn’t quite on his A-game throughout this match, much less was perhaps a little too bent on attempting to display his versatility beyond his usual dispensary of flagrant gun bars, E. Ness’ 1st and 3rd round combo of nifty punchlines and salacious name flips/performance bars work with enough efficiency to take each round and win this highly entertaining battle.

Verdict: E. Ness (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E. Ness – “I’ll leave ya next to ya big homie and let him decide, ya casket it fit perfect…like a Tasty cake lemon pie!”

Pass and E. Ness [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Solid, bar-lit 3-rounder from KOTD sees battle vets Pass and E. Ness go at it for 3 competitive rounds with the only occupational hazard occurring during Pass’ 2nd round, a couple of slip-ups that along with a turned-up (“They say you’ze a douche-bag, he’s a real asshole, hit Pass with the combination, got the pass code!”) and witty Ness cost him the turn after the two battlers both had an equally seismic, punch-heavy 1st. But with the ever-confident Pass rarely losing his cool, the Bay-area maestro came back with a sizzling 3rd, fresh with feisty personals, some potent wordplay and dope punchlines to edge the round over a much less formidable showing from Ness and earn a tie.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Pass – “Fred got you famous from a headlock, arms wrapped your throat, now Loaded Lux ain’t the only one with a classic choke!”

Ty Law defeats E. Ness

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Recap: Spouting an abundance of spicy punchlines/personals/mayhem/schemes with a more consistent handle then we’re used to seeing from him of late, Ty Law does enough in the first two rounds to get by a performance-heavy E. Ness, who while staying close with fierce anecdotal punches, witty barbs and name flips, suffered from one too many dry spells to stay in the bout early on before a spitfire 3rd round allowed him to avoid the 3-0.

Verdict: Ty Law (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ty Law – “He say he the punch king, he don’t got ’em like that, who punch harder?, E, Con or Me [economy]?, they got you on the bottom like blacks!”

E. Ness defeats Glueazy

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Recap: It’s no secret that the usually venerable Glueazy has been slumping of late and in this 3-rounder from KLBL, the always performance-ready E. Ness takes advantage, sporting a host of jaunty punchlines, a boatload of witty barbs and steely shiners/personals to beat back his slip-up prone opponent in the deciding 3rd round and pull off a minor upset.

Verdict: E. Ness (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E. Ness – “You should quit the Goonies and become a new gangster, I’ll super glue your chin back together when your jaw break, these 3 rounds of unreleased hits, these the Lost Tapes!”

Jae Millz defeats E. Ness

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Recap: After such a poor showing in his recent comeback battle versus K-Shine, the reality is that Jae Millz had nowhere to go but up if he were to choose to battle again. And despite still struggling to be more intricate with his bars, here in this RBE ‘Closure’ battle versus E. Ness (an addendum to their classic Making Da Band battle that P. Diddy called a ‘draw’) Millz not only does well in getting back to basics with cocky punchlines, some stinging metaphors/wordplay and steely mayhem, but he also avoided what was a major flaw in the aforementioned Shine battle: dated bars. That combo along with a filler-prone, pedestrian drenched Ness easily gave Millz the first two rounds, before the Ness we know for spicy punches that match his raucous intensity/performance came back to take the 3rd round while beating back a very basic and 90’s-esq. turn by his opponent.

Verdict: Jae Millz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jae Millz – “Pussy, I’m a professional and this my profession, my AR like A.I., that’s how I Answer your question!”

Dre Dennis defeats E-Ness

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Recap: Solid effort by both Dre Dennis and E-Ness here with the latter dishing his usual assortment of performance-heavy disses and rants, while the former’s noted love for salacious gun bars are well displayed. However, even with an equal effort (along with plenty of gassing and pedestrian bars) from both sides, a more verbally potent and versatile overall Dre gets the edge.

Verdict: Dre Dennis (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Dre Dennis – “And the sponsors paid you scraps, a couple of hundred, you the worst bum, went from Making the Band to not even worth one!”

E. Ness defeats Commando

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Recap: Solid 1-round showing by both a performance-heavy E. Ness and a scheme-heavy Commando, gets edged by the veteran Ness’ more sporty/witty punchlines and braggadocio shiners.

Verdict: E. Ness (W) 1-0

Favorite line: E. Ness – “I’m punching on these dudes, whatever, race, color, Creed 2!”

E. Ness defeats Chuck Book

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Recap: Topped off by a gang of spicy name flips, a hot performance and punch-heavy first half by E. Ness gets him this 1-rounder over a solid, but overall a little too inconsistent Chuck Books.

Verdict: E. Ness (W) 1-0

Favorite line: E. Ness –  “No bitch in her right mind will handcuff Books, the only way he getting cuffed is if she left Chuck Booked!”

Marv Won defeats E-Ness

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Recap: Both Marvwon and E-Ness have been in the game for a long time, so it’s a bit of a wonder that they took so long to battle each other. Still, here the two vets are and besides a pretty cookie-cutter first round from Ness, the battle itself is pretty solid what with Marv’s sanguine wordplay and witty punchlines working to effect when he wasn’t delivering shots that didn’t always hit on his opponent’s career. Ness, on the hand got better with each round, especially a fire 3rd that resulted from a consistent run of potent punches that matched his bouyant performance. Altogether, a sound and mostly competitive bout that Marv edges with a more well-rounded 2nd.

Verdict: Marvwon (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Marvwon – “Why everybody bring up Diddy when they battle you?, like you ain’t actually work for the dude, and as far as the cheesecake my nigga…well, I’ve actually walked further for food!”

K-Shine defeats E. Ness

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Recap: In a battle that was loaded with plenty of Bad Boy Records and Dot Mobb references, K-Shine versus E. Ness from The Battle Academy in Philly still made for a solid showing with both battlers kicking spicy darts throughout. However, at the end of the day this one would prove to be all Shine as after kicking a spitfire, punch-heavy 1st round that reeked with haymakers, the Harlem vet just proved to be hsrder with his bars, using eccentric Philly references, hot schemes, fiery performance darts and some wicked punchlines/gun bars to beat back a mostly pedestrian Ness in the latter rounds and walk away with a 30.

Verdict: K-Shine (W) 3-0

Favorite line: K-Shine – “Two arms behind him like my baby took his first step!”

E-Ness defeats The Saurus

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Recap: Someone might want to tell The Saurus that E-Ness said his face looks like coffee cake, not ‘cheese cake’. Or maybe The Saurus knew that anyway and yet was just feening to get in yet another ‘cheese cake’ pun on his opponent. Still, with a gang of solid punchlines, rich performance bars and some witty barbs mixed in, it’s an inspired Ness who one up’s fellow vet, but a wily inconsistent The Saurus in rounds 1 and 3 to earn a win on the KOTD stage.

Verdict: E-Ness (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E-Ness – “The Saurus, why you force it?, it doesn’t come out natural, your flow sounds robotic and it lacks replay value!”

DNA defeats E. Ness (Rematch)

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Recap: If you’re Elliot Ness, the chance to redeem yourself after the horrible showing you spouted in Summer Madness 2 versus DNA should be a blessing. Especially in Philadelphia, with your hometown crowd amped at every bar you spit and there being zero chance you could whine about a supposedly biased crowd. And with a now performance-heavy Ness having changed his style of rap so much since their last battle, who knows what could happen this time around, right? Well, if you still predicted DNA dishing another 30, you’d be absolutely right as the NWX leader used a fleet of rigid gun bars, some robust name flips and salacious schemes/punchlines to easily beat back the mostly pedestrian bars from his opponent during all 3 rounds of this rematch. But hey, at least Ness stayed professional and kept his mouth shut during DNA’s rounds and didn’t whine this time around.

Verdict: DNA (W) 3-0

Favorite line: DNA – “I’m done with logic, don’t throw no water, don’t touch my pockets, or everything I need will point [needle point] at E…fuck a compass!”

Lexx Luthor defeats E-Ness

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Recap: Even a solid and entertaining E-Ness can’t keep up with a punch-heavy and metaphor/wordplay-flexing Lexx Luthor, who when he isn’t trying too hard to be the funniest guy in the room, can punch with the best of them as he displays here for 3 rounds to earn the 30.

Verdict: Lexx Luthor (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Lexx Luthor – “You some battle rap legend and they only paid you a grand, its been 20 years since MTV Eliott, how you still Making a Band?!”

E. Ness defeats Serius Jones

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Recap: Quick with the searing jabs and spouting a sizeable amount of informal wordplay/metaphors. E. Ness easily takes this 2-rounder from a far (“Nessaserian”?!?) reaching, dated and inconsistent Serius Jones.

Verdict: E. Ness (W) 2-0

Favorite line: E. Ness – “You got signed after me…and got dropped before me!”

E Ness defeats Shotgun Suge

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Recap: Even with shorter rounds and better overall (“Broad daylight, let’s Tango and catch one to the head!”) bars, thanks to a first round choke and two slip-ups and an arguable choke in round 3, Shotgun Suge still manages to lose this matchup to the bar-deficient, but always (“One shot will flush his whole system like green tea!”) feisty and more performance-heavy E Ness.

Verdict: E Ness (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Shotgun Suge – “A sharp rifle will split his tea, he don’t put no noise behind them words like Mr. Bean!”

B. Magic defeats E Ness

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Recap: Credit to E Ness for keeping this one close, edging the second round with more potent (“Come and get this ass-whipping you been running from, I ain’t gonna lay you on the slab, I’ll tuck you under one!”) bars after a pretty basic 1st that a poised (“You looking for a monster?, well I got this shit on lock Ness [lochness]”) B Magic steadily took advantage of. Still, after starting off solid, the choice for an elongated 3rd hurts Ness in the long run what with some bouncy filler towards the end as well as a bad impression of his opponent. Left to face a quick (“I’ll spit on ya grave, this shit scary like…like being in a group with Dylan!”) roundhouse of punches from Magic, it’s the St. Louis emcee who’s left standing tall.

Verdict: B Magic (W) 2-1

Favorite line: B Magic – “Trash nigga, I see Brenda baby is all grown up!”

Jimz defeats E Ness

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Recap: The usually performance-heavy E Ness calms it down and switches it up, attempting to out-bar the never-lacking-for-confidence Jimz in this matchup on Trap House NY. But costly slip-ups in the 1st round and too many dated/lame bars throughout the battle eventually do Ness in. And while battle rappers do need to dead the tired E Ness Bad Boy ‘cheesecake’ references (and/or referring to the fight with Fred), indeed, even despite a solid (“You battled everybody in the world, you ain’t on Smack yet!”) 2nd from him opponent, Jimz more consistent (“A good pop, it’ll erase [raise] the kid [Bang! Bang!] didn’t feel like I needed a 3rd round like a lazy Clips!”) fire edges him that round and allows the Queens kid to get a rare 3-0.

Verdict: Jimz (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Jimz – “Yo, you asked for this, knowing that I pop triggers, hollow tips, cop killers, the air holes on a Tek look like the front of a croc slipper!”

Cortez defeats E-Ness

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Recap: Wordplay beats comedy in this one as while E Ness kept the Philly crowd hype with animated (“You don’t live the savage life, I’m working up an appetite, gun so big I gotta shoot it via satellite!”) bars and amusing (“See, I’m from Philly, my whole life is like a coin toss, I done seen blood splatter like soy sauce!”) anecdotes throughout, when attempting to go blow-for-blow with Cortez’s repeated (“I’m direct, you get the message with the Tek’s [texts], I let that Auto correct!”) heat, an inconsistent (“This a mismatch, a Butterfinger to a KitKat”) bar quotient and very little variety to his lines eventually did him in. Consider too that ‘Tez certainly did do his research with ill Philly (“Your career, you been here, and you still lonely son? he get love…in Yagon and lower Marion, like where Kobe’s from!”) hometown bars and stayed completely away from the standard E-Ness Making the Band jokes, and it’s easy to call this one 2-1 for the kid from Brooklyn.

Verdict: Cortez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Cortez –  “You and your mans, they can die for less…so worthless, both of y’all sharing cig…like co-workers!”

Steams defeats E. Ness

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Recap: If battles were based on entertainment alone, E. Ness would’ve won this one hands down. What with a steady stream of loud (“A headshot in broad daylight, that’s how you daydream!”) performance bars that kept him in this battle against Steams–especially in round two where his enduring theatrics were nimbly weaved with frenzied (“You a bitch with a dream like Coretta King, treat you like a bill collector, I’mma let it ring!”) bars and rich (“Fuck a drive-by, I’ll do it on a hoverboard!”) line execution–Ness was able to keep the crowd hype throughout. Still, for all his entertainment value it’s too bad that Ness still often suffers from dated bars and elementary school (“You softer than an elephant”) filler. The latter two elements of which makes you appreciate even more here, a way more consistent (and more importantly concise) Steams’ penchant of dishing nifty (“Code word: river, and my nigga’s put E’s bae in the East bay or strip for them, I done sat in front of more bodies than a speed date!”) put more bodies wordplay, fierce (“He’s a self-proclaimed legend, I be with with Chess, I don’t play checkers, you can’t King yourself!”) personals and stinging (“If I toss him a shot, I don’t expect to get it back…like a pass to Melo!”) punchlines that got him rounds 1 and 3 along with the win here.

Verdict: Steams (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Steams – “You say a lot of fuck shit while you winded, you need to pause more!”

Automatik defeats E. Ness

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Recap: Honestly, never heard of this kid Automatik before. But judging from this 2-rounder versus E. Ness, the kid can spit some fire as he’s seen here dishing fiery mayhem, aggressive braggadocio lines and some subliminal wordplay all the while putting Delaware on the map and in this case, easily beating a mostly subpar Ness.

Verdict: Automatik (W) 2-0

Favorite line: Automatik – “Your family claiming your corpse, that’s Lost and Found, I seen your body before it came…ultra-sound!”

Rosenberg Raw defeats E-Ness

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Recap: Slipping up twice in round 3 after splitting the first couple of rounds, Rosenberg Raw pretty much hands E. Ness a win. Indeed, all Ness had to do was spit a clear and decent round (after coming back with raucous (“”I’ll stuff your whole fucking head through a hub cap, take ya bitch and slide my debit card down her butt crack!”round 2 to even things out) and he would’ve scored a 2-1 dub. Yet, somehow the Philly battle rap vet not only slips up as many times as his opponent does, but ultimately ends up choking…and that was that.

Verdict: Rosenberg Raw (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Rosenberg Raw – “Big shit, get ya wigs split, you Donovan McNabb, you always came close, but you ain’t never did shit!”

E. Ness defeats Hazey Williams

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Recap: Sometimes the other guy is just…more entertaining. Scoring with a load of rich performance bars, old-school dance moves and fiery/witty punchlines, E. Ness, while not as consistently punch-heavy as his opponent Hazey Williams here, still manages to squeak out a win over a more quotable foe who was a bit hurt by too many dated personals.

Verdict: E. Ness (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E. Ness – “Hazey can’t fool me, boy I know your kind, body parts everywhere, now you’ve been photo-bombed!”

Hazey defeats E Ness

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Recap: Highly entertaining battle between E Ness and Hazey Williams is pretty even-handed through the first two rounds as Ness engages in enough rich metaphorical dalliances, nice (“Hazey can’t fool me, boy I know your kind, body parts everywhere, now you’ve been photobombed!”) punchlines and some old-school dance moves  to keep up with Hazey’s fiery performance (“I’ll hold a square up with the trey like a cheese plate, you gonna get a couple quick, that’s how you speed date!”) bars and salient personals. 3rd round serves as the difference-maker and Hazey takes it with a steady diet of trendy (“For mentioning with Haze niggas could could hang from trees they swang from…niggas could hang? that’s a cool way to say goodbye…Stay Up!!”) wordplay that topped an still eccentric, but on the bar tally, subpar round from Ness.

Verdict: Hazey (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Hazey – “Don’t start with me, cuz I’ll put a nickle in ya mouth nigga…talk is cheap!”

Bill Collector defeats E. Ness

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Recap: Good to see Bill Collector back on the stage, a little less animated, but more consistent and still able to put on a quality show. Against fellow PA homie E. Ness, Bill stuck to a balance of familiar jokes on his opponent’s renowned rap history, some ill personals, righteous gun (“No cheap sneaks, this a math test with no cheat sheet, hot 12 will get you squared from one .44”) bars and even some nifty wordplay (“You still the same OL E”) that all delivered on the scorecard. A terrific first round by both battlers had the crowd hype. But in the case of Ness a little too hyped as while BC for the most part stayed true his character, while Ness had his (“Watch how my trigger finger do a thousand reps”) moments after round 1, he seemed to gas himself with some of his own more lukewarn bars (it’s arguable too that Ness used some mixtape verses in his round 3 since his crew seemed to know what was coming) while showing more concern for putting on an entertaining show in front of his hometown fans than actually out-rapping his opponent. First two rounds tied, Bill edged the 3rd with more variety along with enough performance bars to make the late, great Robin Harris proud.

Verdict: Bill Collector (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E. Ness – “I’ll send shots that’ll pass through Bill, cut his fucking lights out, that’s a past due Bill”

DNA defeats E-Ness

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Synopsis: To think, how many people used to respect E. Ness’ grind back in the day when he battled Jay Millz on MTV and walked all the way to Brooklyn to get that cheeseburger for Puff on Making The Band. Then some years later he works his way up to and receives “legends” status here, returns on a card and disrespects DNA all throughout his rounds, while expecting to win a battle where he spouts what is arguably the worst line in battle rap history?!? That shit is just nutty. To think, we’ve seen way better from DNA who was just alright here. Thus, the body comes from Ness being that bad.

Verdict: DNA (W) 3-0

Worst line: E-Ness – “I’m crazier than crazy glue!”

Arsonal defeats E-Ness

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Synopsis: Damn, E-Ness could’ve mumbled rapped a bar and his Philly homies would’ve cheered for him. But hey, can’t knock a guy for making sure his whole block shows up to support him. That said, this battle had all the mixing of what ads up to no replay value: crazy hot venue, sweaty mugs, a boisterous and almost deafening crowd, bad mics and a shitload of weak, pedestrian bars from both Ness and Arsonal. Thus, in the end you’re left deciding not who really won, but who lost.

Verdict: Arsonal (W) 2-1

Best line: E-Ness – “All your jewelry passed down, Mack Maine”

Iron Solomon defeats E. Ness

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Recap: “I ain’t gonna rap about your background or origin”. Iron Solomon gets behind the wheel and immediately shifts to full throttle with former Da Band member E. Ness standing in the way, dropping (“See Ness makes music that’s blunt guts trash, so when he played his two hits for Puff, Puff passed”) haymakers on his career, landing with punchlines after (“Far as gangsters, you the biggest bitch of the century, this ain’t even my verse, I’m just reading the words to his Wikipedia entry”) punchlines and flexing hard with congenial wordplay and roundhouse bars to put this one away early. And yet the irony here is that while Iron got a 3-0, Ness prevented a body by actually performing pretty solid here, what with a poised flow that helped his delivery, spitting much less filler than you usually see from him and executing bars (“I call dap and doe like it’s John McEnroe, bout to serve his ass back to the White Rapper Show”) along with (“This faggot wear glasses, so fuck the scare tactics, y’all lookin’ at the next contestant on Fear Factor, so from this point on, and here after he should be B.F.Fs with the StairMaster”) personals with the confidence of a vet. That said, judging from Solomon’s over-the-top (“Cause I guess Michael Jordan always needs someone to dunk on, and if I ain’t the Jordan of the shit, there’s no one that’s closer”) cockiness on display throughout this battle, that this matchup would serve as the gist to his own demise a couple of years at the hands of Murda (hey it was Solomon who called him out at the end there) Mook, to some, would only serve him right.

Verdict: Iron Solomon (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Iron Solomon – “I know some spitting pythons who be getting they rhyme on, way better than E. Ness, my list is six guys long, the six men who recite songs better than you is Mysonne and the top five are Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan!”