Recap: Bonnie Godiva ventures all the way down under to Australia to take on local Real Talk Battles champ Eljay for a 3-rounder and despite a couple of rare 2nd-round slip-ups, gathers herself to spit a gang of piercing punchlines, witty personals (esp. towards her opponent’s wife) and hitting wordplay to edge round 1 and take round 3 for the win over a dude who when he wasn’t scoring with a bunch of disrespectful zingers, was too unsteady punch-wise to be able to keep up with Bonnie’s more hitting palette.
Verdict: Bonnie Godiva (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Bonnie Hodiva – “I got a gun named karma, if I use it to hit J is that blunt force trauma?!”