Recap: Guess you had to be there what with all the jokes taking place during the battle. Yet, all the crowd distractions doesn’t stop Jade from losing her mojo and delivering an aggressive round of stifling name flips and piercing punchlines to easily beat back a mostly mediocre Fuse Da General in this 1-rounder from Showtime Battle League.
Verdict: Jade (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Jade – “This shit’s a scandal, my advice?, you better get a handle, ‘cuz I don’t give a fuck about Fuse TV…I’m on a different channel!”