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Coffee Brown defeats Jade

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Recap: From Chrome 23, in a competitive and aggressive battle loaded with bullish darts, gritty punchlines, sturdy name flips, solid personals and other mayhem-lit linguistics from both sides, it’s a more haymaker-lit and efficiently spicy Coffee Brown who takes rounds 1 and 2 for the win, before the slightly more hitting and consistent Jade avoided the shutout by edging the 3rd.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I’ll make the worst happen, big bitch, walk with a switch, I’m thirst trapping!”

Mackk Myron defeats Jade

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Recap: In this competitive 1-rounder from We Go Hard, Jade keeps it name flip/punchline-heavy (that ‘landing strip’ bar was crazy), witty and even adds a dope imitation of her opponent to keep it close. But one too many struggles with her flow along with a slightly more efficient Mackk Myron spinning the block with a gang of hard-hitting punches/schemes, killer personals, performance-rich darts and grandiose mayhem gives the

Verdict: Mackk Myron (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Mackk Myron – “You look like Biggie Smalls if he lost weight and put a wig on, you look like that bitch Ice had in his bed with the Tim’s on!”

Nu Jerzey Twork defeats Jade

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Recap: From Showtime Battle Arena, in what could certainly be deemed as a surprising matchup, Nu Jerzey Twork uses a boatload of mayhem-lit punches, gritty bars, mocking personals and raucous gun bars to earn a 30 over a mostly gritty/solid (until round 3 where she had a couple of hiccups) effort from Jade.

Verdict: Nu Jerzey Twork (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Nu Jerzey Twork – “Your baby daddy left you and never came back, and I truly advised him, you see those big ass titties?, when he said he was going to the store to get some milk, you should’ve knew he was lying!”

Viixen the Assassin defeats Jade

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Recap: A competitive 1-rounder from Our Society Battle League with two battlers , Viixen The Assassin and Jade, with similar aggressive-punching (with a little humor mixed in) styles, gets edged by the more set-up/wordplay-lit, less pedestrian and haymaker-friendly Viixen, who frankly speaking definitely needed a win.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “I’m here ‘cuz V better, replace the Big Mac with the banana…I’m trying to eat better!”

O’fficial defeats Jade

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Recap: Adding some witty personals to her usual arsenal of hard-hitting punches, graphic violence and fiery gun bars, O’fficial does enough to beat a gritty punching and whimisal Jade who while able to keep it competitive with a gang of haymakers, mistepped here and there when it came to her flow in this 1-rounder from Showtime Battle Arena.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 1-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “She gonna need the Father and the preacher to save her…she ain’t Diggy!”

Lady Caution defeats Jade

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Recap: Dope 1-rounder from Our Society Battle League between Jade and Lady Caution sees both females score with a gang of gritty punchlines, syrupy street riddims/gun bars, slick personals/name flips and fiery wordplay/similes. A close one with little room for error, it’s a slightly clearner-flowing and consistent Caution who edges the win.

Verdict: Lady Caution (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Lady Caution – “This pole clap, empty the whole strap, get dome cracked, that squiggly line on a respirator will go flat!”

Biggs Da Proof defeats Jade

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Recap: Nice, punch-heavy at times and condensed turn by Jade. But in this 1-rounder from Showtime Battle League, Biggs Da Proof’s brazen performance bars, piercing punchlines and witty darts prove to be too much for Jade and gives Proof the win.

Verdict: Biggs Da Proof (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Biggs Da Proof – “Fucking with me, you gonna meet your doom, club in the head…like the Boom Boom room!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Jade

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Recap: From Superior Entertainment Arena, Jade’s fiery gun bars make for plenty of damage throughout her turn. But in this close, Coronavirus 1-rounder, a more versatile, direct and personal-lit Viixen The Assassin scores the win.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “Karrine Steffans, this vixen could write a book on all the bodies I caught!”

Jade defeats Yasmin

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Recap: After a debatable 1st round, Jade keeps it popping while making sure her trip all the way to Canada wasn’t a waste. The Harlem battler using a fiery fleet of stinging gun bars, piercing name flips and witty/salacious personals to take the latter two rounds and beat a solid and punch-heavy at times effort from Yasmin on Beastmode.

Verdict: Jade (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jade – “My career like Facebook notifications, ‘cuz before I started ringing bells I was doing numbers all over the globe!”

Jade defeats Fuse Da General

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Recap: Guess you had to be there what with all the jokes taking place during the battle. Yet, all the crowd distractions doesn’t stop Jade from losing her mojo and delivering an aggressive round of stifling name flips and piercing punchlines to easily beat back a mostly mediocre Fuse Da General in this 1-rounder from Showtime Battle League.

Verdict: Jade (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Jade – “This shit’s a scandal, my advice?, you better get a handle, ‘cuz I don’t give a fuck about Fuse TV…I’m on a different channel!”

Fendi (BK) defeats Jade

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Recap: One-rounder from Colosseum Battle League and as luck would have it, first time seeing this Fendi chick while watching a little in awe as her casual, unorthodox wordplay not only consistently lit up the scoreboard (as well as the room), but handily beats back a pretty punch-heavy-until-she-bizarrely-gave-up-her-turn-to-Staccs midway Jade.

Verdict: Fendi (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Fendi – “I make sure this Opp will sit [opposite] and this midterm school this kid, no college shit…I’m talking I.D. and [en] F Up any bitch who got Fendi backwards!”

Jade defeats P.A.N.I.C.

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Recap: Well, this one took an unexpected couple of turns. Harlem’s Jade versus Chicago emcee P.A.N.I.C. on QOTR starts off blazing with a punch-heavy, brazen and wordplay-lit 1st round that scored a draw while leaving you thinking that this battle could be a classic. But then everything went left what with P.A.N.I.C.suffering from a couple of slip-ups in the middle round, before giving up round 2 to a still consistently spicy Jade. And then, just when one was looking forward to P.A.N.I.C.getting back on her feet and mounting a comeback, come to find out like 5 bars in that the two battlers wrote their 3rd round together in order to take some personal shots at co-league owner Deebo. And while two battlers sharing a round was unique and perhaps a first in battle rap, with the amount of talent both Jade and P.A.N.I.C. have, would’ve much preferred that they continued competing against each other.

Verdict: Jade (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jade – “I get extra greasy when I fight, Vaseline and cocoa butter, nothing of mine pinch, you must ain’t read me right like the fine print!”

Jade defeats Charisma

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Recap: In what was a dope Queen of the Ring battle from beginning to end with plenty of hardbody punches, ringing mayhem and menacing wordplay from both ladies, Jade uses a consistently spitfire 1st and 3rd round to beat back fellow We Go Hard battler Charisma.

Verdict: Jade (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jade – “Already copped, I keep it tucked so I’m talking crazy, hoping she heard me, 90s baby, I’m close to the .30!”

Jade defeats S.O. Finesse

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Recap: In this aggressive and fiery 1-rounder from West Coast Elites, a more condensed Jade’s spicy/rapid-punching flow, laid back wit, sizzling gun bars and piercing wordplay are enough to beat back a gritty, versatile and pretty solid overall, but not as steadily hitting S.O. Finesse.

Verdict: Jade (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Jade – “Then I’m deading your soldiers, two ratchets getting aired out like the friendship is over!”

Uneek Fatal defeats Jade

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Recap: A plethora of clever punchlines, sizzling wordplay, steely mayhem and piercing name flips highlight this dope and highly competitive We Go Hard 3-rounder between Uneek Fatal and Jade, that the slightly more resilient Fatal (props to that fake choke in round 2) wins in lieu of edging the latter two rounds after getting edged in the 1st.

Verdict: Uneek Fatal (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Uneek Fatal – “Just ‘cuz we both got big titties and no ass don’t make this a mirror match!”

Fiirst Ladii Flamez defeats Jade

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Recap: The first female Proving Grounds battle between Fiirst Ladii Flamez and Jade is a dope one as Flamez’s sizzling wordplay, aggressive mayhem and intricate punchlines when matched up against the witty personals and brazen punches from Jade, made for 3 spitfire rounds. A pretty solid, but shortened turn by Jade in round 1 gets beats a more haymaker-lit round from Flamez. And while Jade upped her ring time, versatility, personal game and bar efficiency in round 2, Flamez’s shrewd darts, stifling gun bars and rich set-ups edges her the round and gets the Fiirst Ladii the win before a slightly more hitting Jade edges what was a fire-on-both-sides 3rd to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: Fiirst Ladii Flamez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Fiirst Ladii Flamez – “Prosthetics with me, that’s just for kickbacks and all kind’s of grips, you’ll get beat with whatever’s in reach, like when ya momma’s pissed!”

Jade defeats McFresh

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Recap: Both Jade and McFresh unload on each other with a gang of gritty punches and salacious personals in this competitive, inter-gender matchup from We Go Hard. But after the two split the opening rounds, despite another solid turn by McFresh, Jade’s more rigid name flips and consistently spicy/witty punchlines gets her the win.

Verdict: Jade (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jade – “It’s plain to see that I’m top-heavy, that’s why I’m back spazzing!”