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Johnny Parelli

Ha Double defeats Johnny Parelli

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Recap: Dishing nicely with fiery intricate raps and feelgood wordplay that were at times laced with salacious biblical themes, Ha Double scores a one-round win over a Johnny Parelli, who hit hard with a couple of haymakers here and there, but at the end of the day spent too much time firing off pedestrian bars, when he wasn’t obsessing over Ha Double’s ‘greasy’ hair.

Verdict: Ha Double (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Ha Double – “Ebony God is the way I’m gonna black on this bitch…it’s beautiful!”

Johnny Parelli defeats Krucial Ken

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Recap: The normally gun bar dishing and mayhem-induced Krucial Ken veers left with a more personal stunting and punchline waving turn that makes for a solid overall, but hot-n-cold showing here. Thus, leaving a rapidly punching, wordplay-heavy and more consistent Johnny Parelli with the win in this 1-round battle from Matrix Rap Battle League.

Verdict: Johnny Parelli (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Johnny Parelli – “When I ignite, I’m smoking KK, that’s Khalifa Kush!”