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Kapo Bravado

Chef Trez defeats Kapo Bravado

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Recap: Funny how leading off in this Bags & Bodies 1-rounder, Kapo Bravado asked Chef Trez not to do any rebuttals. And after listening to Kapo’s raps–a pretty dope combo of hard-hitting street bars, personals and set-up/punchlines–it’s no wonder he thought he could win without the Chef’s inevitable off-the-dome heat. Too bad for Kapo tho as the Chef would use his turn to not only lace his opponent with a gutsy (including a mid-rounder) 3 of them things, but also spout a gang of sturdy gun bars, gritty punches, wicked wordplay and stinging personals to score more than enough haymakers for the win.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “He was never safe, but y’all should’ve told I been with it, fuck short notice, my Prep nice enough to beat 6 nigger’s!”

Jaz The Rapper defeats Kapo Bravado

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Recap: From LetsBeReal Battle League, before getting handily beat in a hard-hitting and haymaker-lit 3rd round by Kapo Bravado (who was pretty solid in the early going, but really turned it up in the final round), in both of opening rounds a performance-lit Jaz The Rapper lights up the Louisiana crowd with spiffy barrage of fiery gun bars, piercing punchlines and mocking/witty personals in two more bar efficient turns and earn the win.

Verdict: Jaz The Rapper (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jaz The Rapper – “Your Twitter bio say ‘If I help you cheat on him, you help me rob him’, man you say a bunch of shit just for kicks, how about I let you eat my pussy then I rob you nigga?, a lick is a lik!”

Kapo Bravado defeats Shotgun Suge

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Recap: Yeah, Kapo Bravado was helped in the deciding 3rd (after the two split the first two rounds) a bit by opponent Shotgun Suge struggling with his flow and pretty much choking away his turn. But that doesn’t dismiss the fact that after a loud and gritty, but very unsubstantive opening round, Kapo would totally flipped the script and put forth a couple of dope turns in the 2nd and 3rd. The New Orleans, LA, battler upping his punch game and using a bunch of sizzling street darts, flexing punchlines/schemes and solid personals to edge each of the latter rounds for the win.

Verdict: Kapo Bravado (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kapo Bravado – “They only got room for one man and that’s me, I was presented Shotgun and a nigga my size ain’t taking the back seat!”

B. Magic defeats Kapo Bravado

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Recap: “So he a pimp.” LOL! Gotta love the battle crowd sometimes. Anyway, in this 1-rounder from Houston Bar Code, B. Magic’s consistent punching prowess in a way more condensed round proves to be enough to beat back a gritty, street-laced and mostly solid (he did succumb to a lot of that lyrical schmiral stuff in the latter half of his round), but elongated Kapo Bravado.

Verdict: B. Magic (W) 1-0

Favorite line: B. Magic – “Ya bitch turned from a real murder, she gave B the buns, I took that bitch to Trill burger!”

Arsonal defeats Kapo Bravado

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Recap: From the New Udubb, in a 3-round battle littered with plenty of basic punches, but still competetive via a bunch of bold struggle bars, gritty street rhymes, aggressive trap talk, flexing gang lines and even an unnecessary (considering that he already had the round won) nifty tag-in from one of Kapo Bravado’s people’s in round 2. Yet on his way to a spirited comeback after losing round 1 and handily taking the middle round here versus Arsonal, Kapo (who also had some potent personals throughout the bout) somehow ventures into complete meltdown mode midway through his 3rd and with a trio of highly damaging slip-ups, ends up losing the deciding round and the battle.

Verdict: Arsonal (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kapo Bravado – “My bars like a stripper real name, he gotta be a certain type of nigger to get it!”

T-Top defeats Kapo Bravado

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Recap: T-Top’s facial expressions during battles can be hilarious at times. That said, against a gritty and pretty solid Kapo Bravado for URL’s Final Exams 2 card, The Bear unleashes the whole bag, styling on the Crucible alum with a wicked variety of fire set-up/punchlines, dope name flips, hard-hitting trap talk, righteous/witty personals, wily schemes and even a fierce couple of rebuttals to earn a 30 in what was still a competitive battle.

Verdict: T-Top (W) 3-0

Favorite line: T-Top – “We had drink by the liter, we ain’t never had to stress dope, just to get a prescription, we pretended we had strep throat, we took the paper in the pharmacy, walked in with our head low, we couldn’t read it but knew how to play it like a clef note!”

Ms. Hustle defeats Kapo Bravado

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Recap: From Houston Bar Code’s NOME 5 card, arguably one of Ms. Hustle’s best rounds ever as the EFB vixen turns it up (bumps included) on a gritty/pretty solid, but ultimately overmatched Kaop Bravado with an aggressive variety of hard-hitting punchlines, crowd-rocking schemes, glistening gun bars, flexing boasts and stinging personals to score than enough haymakers and earn the win in this equally bullish and definitely personal 1-rounder.

Verdict: Ms. Hustle (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Ms. Hustle – “You lame too, that’s your vibe, for that snake shit, Spillz should make you step outside, you don’t sell ya nigga out for no bitch, that’s your guy, I’m only showing you what to look out for Spillz…like a ‘Wet Floor’ sign!”