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O-Red defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: From URL’s Redemption 3 card, after getting edged in round 1 to a set-up/punchline and wordplay-lit Kid Chaos, the tables get completely turned in both of the latter rounds as O-Red’s continuous barrage of fly personals, piercing schemes, boastful barbs, gritty gun lines and hard-hitting punches all effective, scoring and most importantly winning on their own, are even more damaging when compared to Chaos surprisingly switching it up in rounds 2 and 3 for elongated build-ups and a bunch of personals that sometimes hit when it came to wit, but for the most part were pedesrian and dated.

Verdict: O-Red (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O-Red – “You wanna talk about bitches?!, you damn near cried in one of your battles ‘cuz your BM killed a nigga, that’s odd to me, like what you sad ‘cuz shorty got more bodies than you?!”

Chef Trez defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: In this exclusive URL App 3-rounder, Chef Trez utilizes a gang of banging off-the-dome heat, flippant personals, gritty name flips, fire set-up/punchlines and sturdy gun bars to take the first couple of rounds for the win over a pretty solid-as-usual Kid Chaos. The South Carolina vet competing hard with a plethora of ill breakdowns, eccentric wordplay and gutsy punches/name flips, but unable to overcome his opponent’s more formidable rounds until his best turn in the 3rd, which he edged to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Mr. Language Arts I quit school, but I know every story got a body in it!”

First Lady Flamez defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: 3-rounder from URL’s Lite Work card. Fire ‘Ginuwine’ bar from Kid Chaos in the 3rd, which in the midst of a boatload of stinging boasts/punchlines/set-ups throughout the match, got him the finale and made for a pretty solid showing overall. But with a bit of a quicker 1st step when it cames to the punches, in addition to some fire name flips, better transitions, spicy wordplay, righteous gun bars and zero reaches (unlike her opponent who had a couple) it’s First Lady Flamez who also lands a couple of more haymaker in each turn to edge both the 1st and 2nd rounds for the win.

Verdict: First Lady Flamez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: First Lady Flamez – “Nose up as soon as I walk in the door like I don’t like shit!”

B. Dot defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: A lyrical barn burner on both ends as well as a semi-rematch of their previous 2-on-2 matchup (where B. Dot teamed up with Real Sikh to face Kid Chaos and Arsonal), B. Dot’s continuously flexing punches that were often intertwined with some killer personals, stinging gun bars and sizzling wordplay/name flips are just enough to beat back a more scheme-heavy and often stifling, but not-as-consistently spicy run by Chaos in this altogether dope one round Banned battle from URL.

Verdict: B. Dot (W) 1-0

Favorite line: B. Dot – “I never wanted this Kid…Tristan Thompson!”

Chilla Jones defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: Dope battle between homogeneous battlers Chilla Jones and Kid Chaos on Smack Volume 8 ends up going Mr. Jones’ way as the Boston vet’s fiery punches, rigid personals, fire style breakdowns, flexing wordplay and oft-stellar name flips does just enough to beat his performance/scheme-heavy, also personal-lit and gun bar hitting, but elongated (esp. during a meandering round 1) opponent in the deciding round 3 (after Chaos had a sublime and haymaker rich 2nd round) for the win.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chilla Jones – “No N.O.M.E.’s or Summer Madness’s, most your peers coming back for the second time, it seems Kid can’t keep up with his class, I thought it was No Child Left Behind!”

Jey The Nitewing defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: From URL’s Civil War card, a bunch of dope schemes and solid punches/gun bars/personals over the course of rounds by Kid Chaos made this battle competitive. But outside of a minor slip-up in round 1 (which was equated by KC in the opener), this one was all Jey The Nitewing. The Washington battler commanding the stage with not only sinister pauses before he spoke, but a gang of mocking personals, killer style breakdowns/name flips, righteous punchlines, witty barbs and brazen lyrical shiners to take all 3 rounds (round 2 was the closest) for an impressive win.

Verdict: Jey The Nitewing (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Jey The Nitewing – “I could get straight to the ‘head shot!’ or wait for the anticipation to grow, it’s like a gun on the table…my presence alone can change the way you approach!”

Chess defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: His 2nd round ‘dangerous ocean’ bar receiving a mulligan here, a more nuanced, consistent and condensed Chess uses a gang of stifling name flips, steely gun bars, crazy set-ups, stellar wordplay and bruising punchlines to take both of the opening rounds and beat back a dope effort from an energetic Kid Chaos, who with a boatload of adept, lyrical dexterity, fierce performance bars, lofty name flips, witty anecdotes and well-themed personals (esp. in the 3rd round, which he edged) gave his opponent all he could handle. Indeed, this URL/Super Fight 4 battle, competitive and close throughout, would live up to the hype after the two battlers had a very memorable and captivating Faceoff.

Verdict: Chess (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chess – “Your name Kid Chaos…I was the kid causing it!”

Danny Myers defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: The ‘Who Am I?’ scheme in round 3 was pretty lame (and a clear knockoff the epic ‘Drugs’ scheme he used against Drugz sometime back, but other than that and a debatable 1st round, a more condensed and off-the-dome-lit Danny Myers uses a bunch of stirring punchlines, some heavy-handed name flips and piercing mayhem/personals top edge the latter two rounds and get the win over a competitive and performance-heavy, but also elongated and not as consistently-hitting Kid Chaos in this 3-rounder from URL.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Danny Myers – “Every time I battle these pinheads, it’s a chain reaction!”

Kid Chaos defeats Th3 Saga

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Recap: After a debatable 1st round that saw both Th3 Saga and Kid Chaos get busy with a gang of flexing punchlines, piercing name flips, swinging flow patterns, stifling gun bars/mayhem, rich storytelling and dope wordplay, a battle that was on its way to being a possible classic, gets thrown completely off by Saga incredibly choking away the latter two rounds. And for a clearly disappointed at his opponent’s misadventures Chaos, a couple of personal-lit, biting but also witty turns going at everything from Saga’s religious faith to his battle rap record, wouldn’t necessarily turn out to be a waste as much as they were feenin’ for some of that same energy in return.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “Let’s keep this conversation a buck, the U.S. Treasury ain’t change the dollar bill in decades, so why should I?…I’m one of them ONE’s!”

Quis defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: Consistently hitting with a barrage of fiery gun bars, piercing punchlines, stinging name flips and resident mayhem, Quis produces enough damage to upend a mostly solid, but not as steady and flow-challenged Kid Chaos in this 1-rounder from The War Room Battle League.

Verdict: Quis (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “Kid got me pissed off…I stepped on a Lego!”

Kid Chaos defeats Danja Zone

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Recap: Danja Zone’s rapid, ‘jewels within the jewels’ style of rap often works when he’s a little more direct with his punches and wordplay. And ironically, here in this URL 3-rounder against Kid Chaos, Zone’s best round would be his 3rd as he assuaged the crowd with boastful barbs, more direct punches and some sizzling play on words instead of the topsy-turvy hijinks he was spitting in the previous rounds. But speaking of Chaos, the South Carolina rapper just continues to shine, putting on another stellar show of festive verbal gymnastics, more direct/witty/hitting personals (esp. during round 3), piercing schemes and crowd-pleasing punchlines/gun bars to take both round 1 and 2 for the win.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “This shit a Bigg K, shit’ll go through Zone like a trick play!”

JC defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: Yunno, can’t really say that I get all into battlers wardrobe’s while on stage. Sure, some battlers are known for always being fly (which is fine) and some battlers can be pretty dusty (which they have to know will be used against them in future battles), but for the most part I could care less, it’s just all about the bars here. Which leads me to the befuddled reaction towards this Kid Chaos vs. JC battle as for all the love and reaction Chaos has gotten for being such am energetic and versatile spitter of late, seeing him so hellbent on getting personal with JC–for all 3 rounds–just didn’t make any sense. Whether it was a supreme focus on JC wanting to battle Lux (what’s wrong with that?!), JC’s lack of looking spiffy on stage (as long as the guy is clean, what does anyone care if  he likes to wear T-shits with baggy pants all the time) or the recent chatter surrounding JC looking rather gaunt (and possibly on drugs) of late (ok, since that topic did receive quite a bit of talk online, one can understand an opponent going there, but then going back to when he battled Chilla, JC has always been a small guy), when it came to personals, too often Chaos (who granted did have some solid schemes and wordplay mixed in) just went overboard while acting like he was the vet in the ring and not his opponent (one loss to Loso doesn’t wipe out JC’s entire resume). And to Chaos’ chagrin, judging from this battle JC was clearly paying attention to all the gossip surrounding him of late as well, because this was a clear 30. Spouting God-like synergy throughout the bout, whether he was dishing a gang of eccentric haymakers in a boastful, flawless and punch/wordplay-lit round 1 and just continuing with more of the same to go along with fire name flips, well-aimed personals of his own and steely gun bars in the latter rounds, for all the talk of how close (and in some cases surprising) the Rookies vs Vets battles have been in 2020, all the vets should be thanking JC for this one.

Verdict: JC (W) 3-0

Favorite line: JC – “See me and you? Nothing alike, you hold the door when I’m comin’ in, I’ll pull the plug to end your sufferin’!”

Ron Compton defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: Pretty solid, fiery effort from Kid Chaos with his stunting schemes and mocking personals gets beat back by a consistently spicy, name flip/gun bar-savvy and versatile punching Ron Compton in this competitive 1-rounder from The Grizz Exam Battles.

Verdict: Ron Compton (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Ron Compton – “I’m not a keyboard killer, but Command my respect!”

Kid Chaos defeats King Shadow

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Recap: Performance-heavy from jump, but also providing a spicy mix of mocking personals, head-ringing gun bars and rapid, but also gritty punchlines with slices of wit here and there, in this 1-rounder from Pyrexx Battle League, Kid Chaos serves up enough heat to beat back a solid and mayhem-dishing, but less versatile and not as potent as his crew would tell you King Shadow.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “I succeed, at everything, I am first…at everything, ever since I learned how to tie my shoes I realized I was not second-string!”

Lu Castro defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: Surely, we’ve seen better showings in the past from both Lu Castro and Kid Chaos. Which leads to a bit of irony what with each battler competing in a tournament that gives the winner $25K, funny how Castro and Chaos would save their best material for the final round. Still, even with a boatload of pedestrian personals, schemes and punchlines on both sides (esp. during rounds 1 and 2), a more consistently gritty, gun bar toasting and bar efficient Castro manages to edge each round for the win.

Verdict: Lu Castro (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Lu Castro – “He heard the music before the shot, he was the last to split!”

Kid Chaos defeats Frank Lucas

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Recap: As pointed out here in the past, battlers need to be more careful about what names they pick. Because not only does your name say a lot about you, but names flips an important tool to have in battle rap and as dope as a movie American Gangster was, its main character Frank Lucas’ reputation for being a snitch is pretty well documented. Thus, even a low tier battle rapper would be dumb if he didn’t take advantage of an easy name flip. Kid Chaos not only using his opponent’s moniker for some exquisite wordplay, but also dishing some fiery schemes, righteous mayhem and witty personals to get the win over his inconsistent and questionably-named adversary in this 1-rounder from Zoo Battle League.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “I should grip the blade and split ya face, since you wanna steal a snitch’s name…knot ya shit!”

Ru Bando defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: Often lost in Ru Bando’s penchant for gun bars and name flips is just how witty and wordplay-heavy he can be with the punches. That and the fact that Bando can get personal when he wishes too, certainly doesn’t qualify him for the ‘one dimensional’ lane that some of his peers might be quick to ascribe him too. Then too, if 90 percent gun bars and name flips gets you on a Smack stage, you’d be an idiot to change what got you there. And that’s a lesson happily Bando showcases here versus Kid Chaos. Predictable? Sure. But if you’re going to rely on oft-elongated schemes and personal tutorials that might be above your pay grade to beat a Bando that for the most part is on his A-game, you’re going to get edged in the 1st and 3rd rounds as Chaos does here and Bando’s gonna move on, dap you and keep doing him….as he should.

Verdict: Ru Bando (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ru Bando – “This shot? disgusting, hideous, I’ll pop the spirit outta Kid…insidious!”

Kid Chaos defeats J-Krooger

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Recap: Fire battle between Kid Chaos and J-Krooger sees them both on their A-game with the versatile Chaos flexing everything from spicy/witty personals to head-twisting (“Rifle slamming, bullets all over his back like they micromanaged!”) heat, while the more condensed Krooger unloaded a plethora of fiery name flips, dope wordplay and jaunty gun bars throughout the battle. A competitive bout with little in the way of filler from both sides, tho the 1st round was equal on haymakers, a more succinct Krooger gets the edge there. 2nd round showcased a spitfire, performance-heavy, superbly-executed turn from Chaos that beat back another punch-heavy, but not quite as potent run from his opponent. The 3rd and deciding round was yet another goodie, but the more personal, multifaceted (including another nice rebuttal) Chaos gets the edge over what passed for a potent at times, but somewhat redundant go-around from Krooger.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “I will actually slap box you where my open hand will be a fist, or let my stock rise after this PG, but I’m a definitely get Banned for this shit!”

Kid Chaos defeats Street Hymns

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Recap: Flexing throughout the battle with a gang of mocking personals, piercing punchlines, screeds on Christian hypocrisy, on-point breakdowns of his opponent’s style and some stifling name flips, a consistently nice Kid Chaos easily scores a 30 here in this Proving Grounds battle versus a punch-heavy (esp. in round 3) at times, but also oft-indirect and oft-bloviating Street Hymns.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “Bro, you rap like a bitch and think that mean you got a broad mentality!”

JMorr defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: A spitfire, witty, personal-heavy and punchline-spazzing 3rd round by Kid Chaos comes too late as helped by a surprising choke from his opponent in the 2nd, J Morr’s flexing street tutorials, braggadocios darts, gripping gun bars and piercing personals/punchlines allows him to take the earlier rounds and earn the win.

Verdict: JMorr (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JMorr –  “Nigga, I used to play Hide-n-Go Get with the bitches and then grab the BB gun and make nigga’s run and hide!”

Zig Zag defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: Competitive 3-rounder between Zig Zag and Kid Chaos showcased, amongst other things, the latter’s conversational and unorthodox style of rap which lit the scoreboard when it came to piercing schemes and head-ringing personals/set-ups. But after a debatable 1st round, Zig Zag’s haughty linguistics would suddenly become enamored via a spitfire, wordplay-nice, gun bar-heavy and punch-lit 2nd round (that Chaos spiritually challenged and might’ve edged if not for one too many bars directed at one of his peers in the crowd), before Zag also takes a 3rd round, that while equal on haymakers goes Zig’s way thanks to less filler.

Verdict: Zig Zag (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Zig Zag – “I know you wrote over the time limit, me too nigga, we going minute for minute, so for 3 rounds you can watch a Kid [called] Chaos Dennis the Menace!”

Tink Tha Demon defeats Kid Chaos

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Recap: Drawing out the mayhem like he enjoys the kill, in this pretty solid 1-rounder from Body Bag Battle League, a loudly visceral Tink Tha Demon serves up a slicing of consistent and utter pandemonium on Kid Chaos to take it in the end. The rapid flowing, sound-effects slinging and at times punch-heavy Chaos put on a quality and competitive show overall, but besides his opponent’s comeuppance, he was also hurt by one too many predictable fat jokes and some pedestrian bars here and there.

Verdict: Tink Da Demon (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Tink Da Demon – “You know what happened to a nigger that get hit with a ghost pellet?, full body Tourette’s to let you know that the ghost felt it!”

Kid Chaos defeats C Dot

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Recap: Barbarian Rap League battle between Kid Chaos and C Dot contains some messed footage in the 3rd round (thus, the asterisk on verdict end). But by then a confident Chaos, via a barrage of flexing personals, steely gun lines and stifling punchlines in the earlier rounds, already had this one in the bag.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 2-0*

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “The guy’s I be dapping fire more ratchets than McDonald’s!”

Kid Chaos defeats I Am Spoken

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Recap: Extra spicy on the personal breakdowns (esp. during a spitfire, perfectly-executed 3rd round) throughout this match, Kid Chaos also uses a boatload of fiery schemes, hard-hitting name flips and piercing punchlines/set-ups to handily beat back a mostly modest punching I Am Spoken in this 3-rounder from Barbarian Rap League.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “You see the difference playa?, you got bars, but obviously don’t know what to do with it, but see my mom and my dad gave me presence [presents] I’m too gifted!”

Kid Chaos defeats Young FM

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Recap: While Kid Chaos (who has some of the best reactions to opponent’s bars that you’ll see in the game) may indeed need to work on his temper (including here, we’ve seen him go there in a couple of battles now) during battles, being equipped with a unique pen game that stresses performance, rigid schemes and some nuanced wordplay makes for easy win (Chaos also had a gang of mocking personals and hitting name flips) here versus a witty at times, but otherwise pretty mediocre Young FM in this 3-rounder from Barbarian Battle League.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “Number 2, he wear pants that he gotta sag to fit after a chick told him he got mothering hips!”

Kid Chaos defeats Hazeman

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Recap: From Barbarian Battle League, Kid Chaos’ piercing punches/name flips, rigid wordplay/schemes and witty personals are enough to take the opening rounds and beat back a quality slick-talking, but topsy-turvy effort from Hazeman in this 3-rounder.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “I’ll hit Haze and then pass him around, that’s puff, puff pass!”

Kid Chaos defeats Marvolus

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Recap: Just when you think you’ve seen it all in battle rap, here’s something new for ya: a double choke in the 3rd round here between Kid Chaos and Marvolus. But since the much stronger-punching Chaos, already up 2-0 going into the final round, rapped longer than his opponent did in round 3 before choking, we’ll edge him the 3rd too without an asterisk, since he really didn’t receive much of a chance to continue spitting his bars.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “Out of my waist, every single one of you stars turn on to Orion’s belt!”

Kid Chaos defeats Prime Time

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Recap: Boastful barbs and thrifty punchlines rule this outdoor 3-round battle between Kid Chaos and Prime Time that the more consistently hitting and punch-heavier Chais wins by taking each of the opening rounds before Prime Time comes back with a stronger 3rd to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “Your rhymes wack like the Bankhead bounce!”