Over 4,000 Recaps!

Klutz

Klutz defeats Danny Myers

by

Recap: From URL’s Nexus card, going into this battle did Danny Myers (as he suggested in round 1) really think that Klutz belonged in the “lyrical miracle” camp?! Because if the Arkansas battler hasn’t already proven himself to be one of the more substantive emcees in the game, the Bar God just hasn’t been paying attention. But after this 3-rounder Danny (who was pretty solid and competitive throughout this bout) certainly knows what’s up now. Klutz, in both of the opening rounds, exquisitely using a gang of potent set-up/punchlines, fiery schemes, witty barbs, clever wordplay and in a superb 3rd round (after already taking round 1 and edging round 2 with more haymaker-rich tunrs), a systematic, righteous at times and personal-lit session on almost everything related to Danny Myers world to finish off the shutout.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Klutz – “Nigga’s say I ain’t believable, but on the resume it’s how you meet the Reaper, plus I know a couple of nigga’s that got shot….they couldn’t believe it either!”

Klutz defeats Jakkboy Maine

by

Recap: 3 rounds from URL’s ‘Civil War 5’ card sees Klutz’s clever punches, rich metaphors and exquisite wordplay take on Jakkboy Maine’s wicked darts and performance-heavy ‘Jakanese’-speak. And it’s a goodie. The two battlers displaying plenty of moxie and crowd-plessing bars while sticking with their game plans to split (got Jakk edging round 1, before Klutz retunred the favor in round 2) the opening rounds before a slightly more efficient and punch-heavy Klutz took the deciding 3rd for the win.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Klutz – “Nigga’s talk shit like me working at a dealership was funny, but when I hit ya block in a new Charger, watch how fast it go from zero to a hundred!”

Klutz defeats Cortez

by

Recap: A URL app exclusive sees rising star Klutz leave a mark with the usually hard-to-impress NY crowd with a shitload of lofty name flips, gritty punchlines, fly anecdotes, hard-hitting similes and galvanizing wordplay that were even more impactful with its surreptitious lingo. Confident from the jump, but also helped a bit by a competitive and street-laced but slip-up friendly Cortez, it’s Klutz who edges both of the opening rounds for the win before a 3rd round debateable.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Klutz – “Y’all street nigga’s remind me of children a lot, spend all that money on toys…to end up in a box!”

Chilla Jones defeats Klutz

by

Recap: From URL, a highly personal, but classic and superbly put together and righteous/irony-filled 3rd (which for whatever reason gained a lot of controversy online) coupled with a 1st and 2nd rounds that were both slightly more condensed and heavy on fiery schemes, sizzling wordplay and a variety of stinging punchlines gives Chilla Jones the edge in all 3 rounds of this Born Legacy 13 matchup for the win over a mostly punch-heavy, performance-lit and multifaceted Klutz, who outside of a few dry spots here and there, still made his mark and kept it competitive.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chilla Jones – “In this game I’m really the one playa, like story mode!”

JC defeats Klutz

by

Recap: A dope 3-rounder from URL’s —series sees Crucible alum Klutz go toe-to-toe with the always formidable JC. The former combining a bunch of witty puns/personals, stinging punchlines/schemes, storied name flips that were often pretty metaphorical/gripping (esp. during an emotional round 3) and boastful darts to make sure his opp and the crowd remembered who he was. However, despite a strong showing from Klutz (which was enough to force a debatable round 2), one too many pedestrian bars from the newcomer and a slightly more condensed/efficient JC, who with his shitload of mayhem-lit punches, crazy set-ups, steely gun bars, potent wordplay and fiery odes to death and demise, manages to edge rounds 1 and 3 for the win.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “How everybody trying to act like Big Meech and his son can’t even play him right?!”

Klutz defeats Palmer Boi

by

Recap: This 1-rounder from Deathwish Battle League sees Klutz take down a pretty gritty and witty at times punchfest from opponent Palmer Boi with a boatload of aggressive boasts, festive gun bars, some crazy name flips and double entendre’s as well as a host of twisted wordplay and slick punches that more than made their mark to gain the win.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Klutz – “God pen, I never bit a flow, but I could probably walk on it!”

Klutz defeats S.P.A.D.E.

by

Recap: From Body Bag Battle League, scoring with some ill wordplay throughout his 3 rounds that was especially nice when it came to potent set-ups, name flips, gritty punches and boastful barbs, a slightly more condensed and efficient Klutz does enough to edge each round for the win over a versatile and often punch-lit, but not as efficient overall S.P.A.D.E.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Klutz – “I ain’t playing Spade, but it’s like you playing Spades it’s the perfect time to play a spade, you ain’t notice? everybody around got heart except you!”