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Knamelis defeats Big T

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Recap: Knamelis’ hard (“You’re a bad father with fat daughter, you probably shower with the plug in and make her re-use the pipe water”) personals and requisite fat jokes combine to put a hurting on Big T, who despite displaying more (“They say he’s Knamelis, I know he’s nameless, but who is he?”) versatility with his bars, for the most part left the electric gun sounds at the border and ultimately beat himself with a 3rd round choke.

Verdict: Knamelis (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Knamelis – “So now there’s T-Rex and there’s T-Top, you’re not even the top T, if Tall T didn’t get shot, you wouldn’t even be in the top 3!”

Charron and Knamelis [TIE]

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Recap: Well, here’s a battle that SHOULD have went to OT as Charron’s stinging rebut’s and hitting personals easily got him round 1 of this KOTD freestyle battle, while Knamelis’ more consistent and punch-heavier 2nd got him that round. The ridiculous idea that Organik would ask both emcee’s if they want to do an OT promo AFTER the judge’s decision (which went to Knamelis) instead of making this a 3-rounder in the first place shouldn’t be lost on anyone.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Charron – “And after this I’m dropping insane, if you’re the Netherlands, call me Spain!”