Recap: Anyone with an appetite for dick jokes will love this battle as Lil G and Dizaster, to often hilarious effect, dedicate most of their punches to the wonder’s of the third leg. Still, judging from the over-the-top crowd reaction’s and some of Dizaster’s rebuts, Lil G’s obsession with his member is pretty well-known. And tho the little guy was also able to spit some fiery punches here and there throughout the battle, as often the case against lesser-known opponent’s, Dizaster’s ability to turn your own bars against you, freestyle, joke and aggressively punch with a tilt for fiery personals, gets him rounds 1 and 2 here for the win.
Verdict: Dizaster (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Dizaster – “Looking like a rat with whiskers, they got me battling with a fucking Master splinter, action figure!”
