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JC defeats Loe Pesci

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Recap: From KOTD, battling more regurlarly these days after a long hiatus away from the ring, Canadian battle rapper Loe Pesci uses a bunch of mocking personals and witty barbs to keep it competitive for 3 rounds with JC. But displaying better efficiency overall than his opponent via a morbidly poetic touch that featured death-themed metaphors, razor-sharp wit (esp. when it came to revisiting Pesci’s infamous battle with Daylyt awhile back), righteous boasts and sophisticated flair when it came punches/wordplay, it’s The Kid JC who takes the 1st and 3rd rounds (call the 2nd debatable) for the win.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “You tried to let these lights and cameras make you forget where you better sitting at, even Organik said Pasci could’ve stayed Home Alone ‘cuz he know the Goodfella stepping in a trap!”

B. Magic defeats Loe Peschi

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Recap: In this 3-rounder from GTX, after a 30-minute intro (j/k) from LushOne, a super condensed but superbly efficient B. Magic uses a gang of stifling punchlines, some flexing wordplay (esp. in round 3) and a bunch of hitting name flips/personals to handily score a 30 on a mostly pedestrian-punching Loe Peschi.

Verdict: B. Magic (W) 3-0

Favorite line: B. Magic – “He got In Too Deep, he fucked with a God and met a pool stick!”

Daylyt defeats Loe Pesci

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Recap: Grimy antics aside (this battle is noted for Daylyt putting his hands down his pants, scratching his balls and putting his finger in Loe Pesci’s face. amongst other tomfoolery that Daylyt deemed necessary because Pesci was allegedly acting racist to him online before the battle), wordplay wise (“He say he slangs drugs?, you wouldn’t see him holding a big rock if he was a cave thug”) Daylyt does just enough in rounds 1 and 3 to edge each one and get the win over an opponent whose better lines clearly got gassed by the biased crowd.

Verdict: Daylyt (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Daylyt – “I’m just a head [ahead] with the flow, that’s a DDT”

Real Deal defeats Loe Pesci

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Recap: Who knew Earl didn’t actually make his first appearance in the Goodz vs. Hitman Holla matchup, but here as after coming back and making this match competitive in round 2, Loe Pesci pulls an epic choke so long that Organix literally had to let Real Deal lead off the final round. Yet, Pesci was somehow still allowed to spit his 3rd after Real Deal (who should’ve been able to spit a rebuttal for that 5-minute freeze)?!?…that shit doesn’t even count in my book.

Verdict: Real Deal (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Real Deal – “He’d leave Canada dry for a chance to be Americanized, trade his family curry for a slice of the American pie, check the ‘P’ on his cap, you fucking treasonous rat, you ask him where he’s from, he’s like ‘North America, let’s leave it at that'”

DNA defeats Loe Pesci

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Recap: One of the rare times when I actually agree that a battle should’ve went to OT as DNA solely using a short alphabet scheme in round 3 was kind of lazy to me (tho it was nicely done). Still, while Pesci had a couple of nice (“You got a record? What’s that shit in the Giuness book about yo? you the only cat on earth that can whistle with is mouth closed?”) lines in the extra round they definitely weren’t haymakers, then too DNA’s OT round provided more spark (“His girl’s pussy’s like Drake, the Best I Ever Had”), consistency and variety to edge it.

Verdict: DNA (W) OT

Favorite line: DNA – “The extra hands they’ll stuffed in a bag, while you getting this Caesar the knife will him one and a half”