Recap: Just when you think you’ve seen it all in battle rap, here’s something new for ya: a double choke in the 3rd round here between Kid Chaos and Marvolus. But since the much stronger-punching Chaos, already up 2-0 going into the final round, rapped longer than his opponent did in round 3 before choking, we’ll edge him the 3rd too without an asterisk, since he really didn’t receive much of a chance to continue spitting his bars.
Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “Out of my waist, every single one of you stars turn on to Orion’s belt!”