Recap: Granted, No-A-Lot did himself no favors quickly going from misogynistic punches (which sometimes landed) to a lame Loaded Lux impression what with a Bible reading that was ‘complimented’ by a passing put of a collection plate. But if there was ever an example why small, independent battle leagues fail, this was it. From absolutely zero crowd control to having to hold a mic to her head so QB could rap to an audience that talked all through both battlers round’s, clearly HeaviiTV didn’t put in the leg work to put on a battle. Other than that QB’s boatload of raucous shiners and piercing personals win the day in this 1-rounder.
Verdict: QB (W) 1-0
Favorite line: QB – “I’ll have this white boy bowing down to a black bitch with power, I’m Olivia Pope!”
