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T-Top defeats O’fficial

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Recap: From URL’s Summer Madness 14/Kings vs. Queens card, former members of NWX, O’fficial and T-Top face off for 3 rounds and outside of a debatable (thanks in part to O’s two solid rebuttals at the start of her turn) round 2 it’s all Top. The Bear utilizing a bunch of witty (the irony of both battlers dishing a bunch of fat jokes towards each other was not lost here) personals, gritty punchines/trap talk, forthright storytelling bars, potent (in this case New Orleans) hometown bars and pure, mayhem-lit darts to handily take both the opening and final round’s for the win over an opponent who overall displayed little versatility with her raps or originality with her themes when she wasn’t spitting way too many pedestrian bars.

Verdict: T-Top (W) 2-1

Favorite line: T-Top – “And you know with me it’s all love, but see my knife got a grudge, and its something we gotta hold against you, drove it in you, I’m the only one who spin with a blade…I’m Yoshimitsu!”

Viixen the Assassin defeats O’fficial

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Recap: A matchup between two vets, O’fficial and Viixen The Assassin, that’s been in the talks for years finally gets a stage on URL’s Nome 14. Hard-hitting, gun bar-centric and a bit elongated on both sides throughout the bout with some extra style points what with Viixen and O’fficial showing off an ability to switch up flows and cadences. Despite a sublime, personal-lit 3rd round from O’fficial to earn the edge there, it’s a slightly more versatile, haymaker-lit, wordplay nasty and punch efficient Viixen who edges both of the earlier rounds for the win.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “One word to describe O’fficial is ordinary, ‘cuz she lack some, one word to describe me? is ovation, ‘cuz I’ll clap somethin’!”

O’fficial defeats Loso

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Recap: Nothing to do with him being a Christian battle rapper. But it’s a little weird seeing Loso get lackadaisical with the pen and rely on so many toxic personals here in this UDubb 3-rounder against O’fficial. And ironically, that strategy would contribute to his loss. As after a lyrically-acute and punch-heavy round 1 edged Loso the opener, struggles with his flow as well as a gang of subpar personal disses and the Bardashian turning it up when it came flexing gun lines, gritty punches/personals and fierce hometown bars, allows O’fficial to come back and take both of the latter rounds for the win.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “You a man of God, so I don’t believe you blam toast, Alicia Keys at the Super Bowl, bitch you starting off on a bad note!”

O’fficial defeats Ms. Ill

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Recap: In this Verbal War Zone 3-rounder, over three scorching beats, the blazing speed of O’fficial and Ms. Ill’s flows and the precision of their cadence compensate for a barrage of mostly pedestrian punchlines. But while lyrical finesse may have taken a back seat to a clash that seemed more suited the studio booth rather than the battle stage, O’fficial’s slightly more efficient darts allow the New Orleans’ Bardashian to claim the first and third rounds for a well-deserved win.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “Everybody killing everybody but Zimmerman!”

Pristavia defeats O’fficial

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Recap: From Chrome 23, facing off against arguably her biggest opponent ever in O’fficial, Gun Titles queen Pristavia uses a plethora of fiesty schemes, some sizzling multiple entendre’s/wordplay, mayhem-lit punchlines and aggressive street raps to take the first couple of rounds and beat back the noted Bardashian gun bar slinger, who while competitive throughout, couldn’t keep to her opp when it came to consistently-heavy punches and was so-so overall when it came to personals (ironically a dub since Pristavia just alright on the personals too), although the slightly more punch-lit O’fficial did manage to edge round 3.

Verdict: Pristavia (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Pristavia – “Not everybody’s a gangsta, that say they hold heat or pole squeeze, I done seen parallel universe’s in close reach, knew a nigga that pulled his pistol and still got sent to the morgue, he backed out and got cold feet!”

O’fficial defeats Jade

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Recap: Adding some witty personals to her usual arsenal of hard-hitting punches, graphic violence and fiery gun bars, O’fficial does enough to beat a gritty punching and whimisal Jade who while able to keep it competitive with a gang of haymakers, mistepped here and there when it came to her flow in this 1-rounder from Showtime Battle Arena.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 1-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “She gonna need the Father and the preacher to save her…she ain’t Diggy!”

O’fficial defeats Ave

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Recap: A dope, well-crafted and punch-heavy 3rd round by Ave in this Chrome 23 3-rounder vs. O’fficial doesn’t make up for a couple of braggadocious and hitting at times, but overall a bit predictable and seemingly uninspired turns by the former Cave Gang capo in the earlier rounds, leaving the consistently gritty, scheme-lit, gun bar popping and punch-heavier Bardashian with the win after she edged both of the opening rounds.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “DNA, Tay Roc and Dizaster?, I mean the list of men is growing for me, didn’t think I could fuck with the hottest nigga’s till I turned into Lori Harvey!”

DNA defeats O’fficial

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Recap: Can’t say that before this battle took place, that it didn’t cross my mind that DNA vs. O’fficial would potentially be a better bout if NWX was still a group. Well, let me admit that I was wrong. As for the most part, the two former crew members really gave it their all, while putting on a dope and competitive show. O’fficial, who had a crazy and versatile round 1 (her best), came with it, dropping a plethora of spicy gun bars, hard-hitting/mocking personals and gritty punchlines to stay close. While DNA, shrewdly rocking the crowd with a bunch of fire punches that were laced with local references, when he wasn’t scoring via a bunch of disrespectful personals, fiery wordplay and piercing set-ups/name flips, was in top form as usual. An entertaining matchup that also sliced and diced with plenty of chatter on what happened their former squad, had the slightly more potent O edging round 1, before DNA with the help of some stinging off-the-dome darts and a couple of not-quite-as-steady rounds from O’fficial, taking both of the latter turns for the comeback win.

Verdict: DNA (W) 2-1

Favorite line: DNA – “I guess why they brought me to Charlotte, so I could get my team back from New Orleans!”

O’fficial defeats Casey Jay

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Recap: In what was a much needed win after taking a hiatus from battle rap to get herself re-energized after going through what had to be a humiliating losing streak, O’fficial uses a gang of bruising punchlines, fiery name flips, a fly opening round freestyle, spicy angles and some flexing gun bars/wordplay to take rounds 1 and 3 (call the 2nd round debatable) and get the win in this Chrome 23 matchup against fellow Bardashian Casey Jay, who while delivering a trio of fiery turns that gamely displayed her lyrical dexterity, overall just couldn’t keep with her opponent’s steadier heat.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “She was afraid of coffins way before Covid, she was at the end of rounds way before slogans, I was stopping nigga’s waves way before Moses!”

Gattas defeats O’fficial

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Recap: QOTR matchup between O’fficial and Gattas is dominated by the veteran emcee from the Chi, as Gattas’ steady variety of stinging punchlines, piercing/witty personals, boastful barbs and fiery wordplay combine for enough haymakers to take round 1 and overwhelm her opponent in round 3. O’ffical, who for the first couple of rounds came through with a bunch of solid punchlines/personals and fierce gun bars, would beat herself in what was her best round, the 2nd, with a huge slip-up mid-round that ultimately helped Gattas land the 30.

Verdict: Gattas (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Gattas – “Your pussy trash, nigga’s fuck you as a last resort…that’s a penalty box!”

Cortez defeats O’fficial

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Recap: Astonishly, a lot of the recaps on this Ultimate Madness 3, 1st round battle between O’fficial and Cortez seemed to center around people making the mistake of sleeping on Cortez (esp. when it came to those who wagered on the bout). And while that might be partly true, the fact of the matter is that if you’re going to put money on O’fficial winning vs. a top tier male battle rapper, you might want to go on YouTube, do a little research and see that O’fficial’s history against top tier’s hasn’t been good of late. And yeah, with all that shit-talking O’fficial did before this battle, seeing her slip-up so many times, choke in the 3rd round and bring so many subpar bars to a $100k tournament was certainly karma workimg its magic. But then too the reality we saw here is that the wicked gun bar-slinging, punchline/personal-stunting and wordplay-lit Cortez, especially with his experience in the game, should’ve been favored to win in the first place.

Verdict: Cortez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Cortez – “I’m Puerto Rican…you already know, I hit bitches!”

Tay Roc defeats O’fficial

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Recap: Really now, how many times have we seen one-themed rounds from battlers? Where a battler concentrates on a single topic during an entire round? Quite a few times if you know your battle rap history (Cortez’s “Something we gotta speak about” 3rd’s or Tay Roc himself going after C3 with nothing but name flips during a round when they battled some years back). But somehow, if you’ve seen some of the recaps online to this Roc vs. O’fficial battle, it’s ‘overkill’ when Roc goes in on O’s body for a whole round?!? And mind you, Roc had already announced before this battle that he was going to do a entire round without any gun bars. Yet, they’re mad that he went there for 3 minutes?! And all things being equal, when does a vet get knocked down for trying to get creative with their pen, even if it doesn’t work out? That said, an explosive, gun-bar heavy 1st round by O gets beat by her losing points for a couple of wayward personals that didn’t land, but mostly a condensed, brazen, wordplay spicy and performance/punch-heavier Roc. The 2nd round was less close as O’s sterling name flips, fire personals (esp. on Roc’s gf) and ringing mayhem handily beat a pretty solid, but less hitting turn by Roc. Going into the 3rd round tied, O’fficial would spout another fiery, punch/personal-lit turn that while not as heavy-hitting as her previous round, still delivered on sheer grittiness. On the other hand with Roc centered on personals only, it would just be a matter of how many of his ‘body’ barbs would land and yeah, most certainly did, what with descriptions that ranked between funny, hilarious and just downright mean (and wonder why this already classic round went viral and hit World Star?). Add to that a shrewd, cadence-flexible performance and Roc takes the 3rd for the win.

Verdict: Tay Roc (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Tay Roc (W) 2-1 – “You don’t gotta common, you got a rare body bitch!”

O’fficial defeats Chetta

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Recap: In this close 1-rounder from The Smoke Room Battle League, Chetta makes quite an impression with a boatload of gritty gun bars, name flips and righteous punches. But a much more condensed and performance-lit O’fficial gets the edge here with a slightly more consistent barrage of piercing punchlines, raucous boasts and steely personals.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 1-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “You gonna either give a hook or take a hook, either way I’m dropping ’em, I’m asking you what treatment you want, the Nate Dogg or the Nate Robinson!”

O’fficial defeats 40 B.A.R.R.S.

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Recap: O’fficial can rap her ass off and that’s cool. But sometimes one can’t help but wonder if she’d notch some more wins on her belt if she matched her proficiency for bars with sturdier angles and less redundancy. That said, it should also be noted that O’fficial always shows up and when one of the few knocks on you is lack of preparation as is the case with 40 B.A.R.R.S., that’s an advantage in which the Bardashian rapper–displaying a versatile mix of fiery punchlines, spirited personals and flexing mayhem–can fully cop to, especially after 40 (after using some dope wordplay to take round 1, before a punch-heavy and condensed O’fficial took round 2) choked away the deciding 3rd round.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “Shit wearing in your chest at times, you not ready, everybody want to be O’fficial, but not at the top heavy!”

 

O’fficial defeats Eaze

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Recap: While Eaze certainly made an emphatic case on being a good dad, threw some piercing shots at O’fficial’s girl group The Bardashians and provided some other noteworthy punches, in this 1-rounder from Zoo Battle League, a more direct and fully-clipped O’fficial, steadily armed while dishing plenty of righteous heat/punchlines, startling amounts of mayhem and aggressive name flips, earns the win.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 1-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “I clean house with the sweeper like I told ya to leave me!”

Arsonal defeats O’fficial

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Recap: While the disrespect was certainly there (esp. in the latter rounds), for the most part Arsonal puts them aside and instead relies on a rugged combo of hardbody punchlines, stinging name flips, witty barbs, boastful darts and steely gun bars to beat back an overall solid, raucous and dicey with the personals at times, but intricacy-lacking and much less consistent O’fficial in this Kings vs Queens 3-rounder from URL.

Verdict: Arsonal (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Arsonal – “You the bitch nigga’s chill with when they ain’t got no money and no more weed to smoke!”

Rum Nitty defeats O’fficial

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Recap: A close 1st round, but afterwards not much of a contest. That’s the summary on Rum Nitty versus O’fficial from the URL/QOTR Royalty card as while O’fficial proved to be a worthy puncher and mayhem-dishing spitter that could give Rum some comp, overall Nitty’s much slicker wordplay/name flips, elite gun bars, performance-enhanced punchlines and witty personals along with redundant name flips and too much filler (esp. in the latter rounds) from O would do her in despite a mostly solid effort.

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “You the one dying, you poking ya chest out…with nuthin’ to back it up, come try it, and it’s gonna be an Offcial body…one-sided!”

Nu Jerzey Twork defeats O’fficial

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Recap: In this 1-rounder from Bayou Battle League, O’fficial does a nice Nu Jerzey Twork ‘Strapped In’ impression, but other than that fails to do anything noteworthy (or consistent enough) to keep up with the well-finessed punchlines, stinging personals/name flips and myriad of heat provided by a way more condensed and filler-light Twork.

Verdict: Nu Jerzey Twork (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Nu Jerzey Twork – “I’m talking semi’s and more and with your partner gone, that’s no more Double Impact, y’all can’t get busy no more…O performing all alone, it’s the Millennium Tour!”

O’fficial defeats Buretta Blaze

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Recap: O’fficial struggles a bit with her flow, but a couple of condensed, personal-lit, righteous talking and more consistently hitting turns in rounds 1 and 3 here against a gritty, but elongated and topsy-turvy Buretta Blaze still gets O the win in this 3-rounder from Houston Bar Code.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “She Call herself the Queen of the South, when she running around, well I hoep she don’t wear those Set It Off braids under the crown, ‘cuz don’t nobody want a confused bitch running the town!”

O’fficial defeats Ms. Fit

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Recap: Steeped in hardbody punchline after punchline, fiery with the schemes/wordplay/name flips, witty and off-putting (esp. when getting some revenge for Phara Funeral, who Ms. Fit 3-0’d in her last battle) with the personals and loaded a gang of festive gun bars, O’fficial ruins Ms. Fit’s 1st appearance on the URL stage with two over-the-top and haymaker-drenched turns in the opening rounds before Fit–who was pretty solid throughout minus some pedestrian bars here and there–easily took the 3rd round with a steadier, flexing, punchline-crazy and witty turn of her own.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “Let me find out Brooklyn the new Harlem, let me find out this heffa snitching, I’ll teach her gram a [grammar] lesson, since they like to correct they mistakes for a better sentence!”

E-Hart defeats O’fficial [Rematch]

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Recap: Even if it’s over beats here on Verbal War Zone, it makes sense that if E-Hart and O’fficial were going to battle again, they do it for 3 rounds instead of 1 like they did the first time. And while the selected beats could’ve been hotte and both battlers brought plenty of gritty lines, the final result is the same as their first battle from 4 years ago: a more potent bar-wise Hart getting the win by this time taking the latter two rounds after getting edged by a more flow-proficient and condensed O’fficial in the first.

Verdict: E-Hart (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E-Hart – “Running through shit, I’m in my terrible two’s!”

O’fficial defeats Shooney Da Rapper

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Recap: Witty, rigid with the name flips and solid with the punchlines/wordplay, O’fficial survives a dope, mayhem-dishing round 1 from Shooney Da Rapper, gets help from her opponent choking away the 2nd round and with a more condensed and consistent 3rd, edges this 3-rounder from Superior Entertainment Arena (S.E.A.).

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “I already know Shoo deal, shit she works at Nike, so I’m supposed to believe she keep the knife tucked in her rhymes?, when this bitch don’t even let nigga’s cut in the line?!?”

O’fficial defeats Kai The Poet

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Recap: In this 1-rounder from Opulence Battle League O’fficial uses some spiffy wordplay, fierce set-ups and a boatload of fiery punchlines/personals to make quick work a mostly pedestrian Kai The Poet.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 1-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “I mean, I been a queen, holding the crown like a cavity!”

Sammy Wild 100’s defeats O’fficial

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Recap: From Midwest Alliance, a turned up Sammy Wild 100’s uses a mostly consistent barrage of versatile/hard-hitting punchlines to beat back a somewhat shortened and gritty, but unsteady showing from O’fficial in this altogether fiery 1-rounder.

Verdict: Sammy Wild 100’s (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Sammy Wild 100’s – “Your top half big as hell, bottom half small, that’s something we can see clear, this bitch back long as a leap year!”

O’fficial defeats Ms. Murk

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Recap: An ill-prepared Ms. Murk literally chokes for all 3 rounds, leaving O’fficial’s mostly hardbody punchlines/schemes and stinging wordplay with more than enough ammo to provide for an easy bodybag.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 3-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “Thinking she a sex symbol?!, red dot on her cheek, I’ll keep her blushing!”

O’fficial defeats Tori Doe

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Recap: Not the best you’ve seen from O’fficial. But while the gritty Tori Doe came with some hot lines/wordplay here and there, her lack of a consistent effort in addition to O’s ability to dish just enough heated wordplay and stinging (“I would give you some breasts, but you don’t want the brisket!”) punches gets the New Orleans vixen the deciding 3rd round and the win.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Tori Doe – “Small at the bottom, wide at the top, how you shaped like the wifi?”

Dizaster defeats O’fficial

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Recap: In between his usual odes to mayhem and fiery off-the-dome theatrics, the ever intense and aggressive Dizaster uses a plethora of misogynistic haymakers and witty/pointed personals to 30 an overall solid with the punches, but often hit-n-miss and a little predictable O’fficial in this epic 3-rounder from KOTD.

Verdict: Dizaster (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Dizaster – “This bitch look like that big ass bullet that used to chase us in Super Mario 1!”

QB (Black Diamond) defeats O’fficial

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Recap: Close and mostly fire battle between QB and O’fficial hits on a variety of cylinders including some nice schemes, downright (QB: “You old q whore slut, type of bitch that let Nuborn fuck!”) mean and witty personals, feisty (O’fficial: “So go ahead and grab a stick, I wish this bitch would, [points arm extended like a gun] shotgun in her mouth like she trying to kiss Suge!”) gun bars, fierce punchlines and salacious wordplay. However, tied going into the 3rd with QB dropping more haymakers to take round one, before a more condensed and potent overall O’fficial takes the 2nd round, even with an elongated turn and a solid run by her opponent, it’s QB (who overall in this battle wasn’t as disrespectful as we’re usually used to seeing) who drops a couple of spicy rebuttals to edge the round and gain the win.

Verdict: QB (W) 2-1

Favorite line: QB – “You talk about when I ain’t got the strap, I used the pickle, bitch I’d rather use a banana!”

O’fficial defeats Lady Luck

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Recap: With her classic matchup versus Remy Ma from years back on her resume, we all know that Lady Luck isn’t new to battle rap. But since it’s been such a long time since we’ve seen Luck in the ring, the same rule applies to all recording artists making the transition to battle rap: just don’t embarrass yourself. And for the most part Luck doesn’t here, tho dishing some very basic lines in the first two rounds, she actually gets better with each proceeding round and with some killer personals, flexing (“I feel so disrespected, but anytime I’m having a bad day I just picture you naked!”) punchlines and spiffy name flips here and there, Luck not only did well overall, but she even managed to do enough to win a pretty dope 3rd round. For Luck tho, it’s too bad that the 1st and 2nd rounds count just as much as the 3rd and O’fficial clearly got each of those. The Flatline spitter using her noted gun-savvy heaters, a gang of spitfire (“I’ll leave you with a cold case, I wanna be like you, so these fists go both ways!”) wordplay/name flips and with a nod for brushing up on her research, some jaunty personals that all landed to take out Luck early and win this much-hyped Go-Rilla Warfare battle.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “This bitch ain’t never fresh, she sloppy dirty, said I need to lose some weight?, well, I’m dropping [points hand out like a gun] .30!”

O’fficial defeats C Moneii

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Recap: A gutsy performing O’fficial parlays a gang of rigid name flips, graphic mayhem and piercing punchlines into a NOBL 1-round win over a gun bar-lit, but not as consistently spicy and angle-impaired C Moneii.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 1-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “You said you beat Saga, stop lying [Lion] King, he read your ass like Rafiki!”

Ms. Hustle defeats O’fficial

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Recap: Spazzing throughout this battle with a shitload of fiery punchlines/name flips, forecasting her opponent’s personals with her own narratives, steely with the bully bars and serving up an extra dose of wit, moxie and downright cattiness with the personals, for 3 rounds a consistently nice, lyrical and piercing Ms. Hustle easily beats back a mostly subpar with the punches and reach-heavy O’fficial in this Summer Madness 5 battle from Smack/URL.

Verdict: Ms. Hustle (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Ms. Hustle – “Bitch, you stupid? I be hearing you say you’re pretty, gorgeous, let’s come clean, whore, you’re a big nigga bitch a nigga will never cop some lean for, if it ain’t my face, then it’s my ass, but you’re not the one they fiend for, you’re the big bitch a nigga be mad as hell they have to take one for the team for!”

O’fficial defeats Ms. Miami

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Recap: Comfortably nested for one round in the Quiet Room, O’fficial still manages to unleash an aggressive barrage of piercing name flips, sizzling gun bars and bruising punchlines to gain the win over a gritty, but unsteady Ms. Miami.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 1-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “I’ll leave Miami fucked up…like Spring break!”

O’fficial defeats Jaz The Rapper

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Recap: O’fficial’s classic “Cock the Dezzi?, Jaz, you can stop already, pop a gun!?, You too afraid to even pop ya cherry!!!” line gets most of the attention here and deservedly so as its performance, authenticity and execution were extra on point. But after a more consistent O edges the 1st round, what really makes the difference in this battle versus Jaz The Rapper is a spitfire, versatile, personal, witty and punch-crazy 2nd round by O’fficial and what would amount to a couple of lyrically underwhelming turns by her opponent. Indeed, when the gritty, scheme-slinging and wordplay-heavy Jaz we all know would finally show up with a (“How you gonna beat me, O, when (Owen) Hart made you die in the ring?, and after all that, y’all wanted me to be the one she go to?, yeah I battle periodic, but I take bitches out they element, now I gotta get O too (O2)!”) punch-heavy, consistent, angle-rich and personal-spazzing 3rd, the irony of O’fficial getting booed in her 3rd (tho the 2nd half or her turn made up for a subpar 1st half) round probably wasn’t lost on the heads who had Jaz as the heavy favorite going into this battle.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “And if anybody say they’ll fuck Jaz, I’m upset, ‘cuz she built like a 10 year old boy, y’all suspect, she gotta, big-ass head, no titties, ass or hips, and y’all know I would never lie, this bitch is standing here shaped like a lowercase letter ‘i’!

E-Hart defeats O’fficial

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Recap: Nice amount of witty (“Call me Ms. Hustle, ‘cuz I ain’t start punching yet”) jokes and gritty bars from O’ffcial in this one-rounder against E-Hart. But some weak name flips on top of some ample filler hurts her.when confronted by Hart’s better display of consistently (“Tough if you like me or not, you better ask and fear, 50 bitches jump on you like they smell Axe in here”) hot bars, wordplay and aggressive (“When them nina’s start clapping asses, that’s what I call twerk”) gun lines that gives her the win. Still, these two have put in too much work to just be battling for one round only.

Verdict: E-Hart (W) 1-0

Favorite line: E-Hart – “Funny she from Louisiana, but she ain’t seasoned right”

Hemi defeats O’fficial

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Recap: O’fficial goes (“You couldn’t Ice T, my nigga you been afraid, but once I squeeze ’em, they gonna have to get him an aide [lemonade]”) ham on Hemi for a few minutes until an unexpected visit from Earl causes her to lose steam quick in this one-round intergender matchup from NOBL. However, truth be told, despite a need to work on his delivery, with the consistent heat, wild (“How you known for having an outfit problem, rock dirty clothes, but you built like a washing machine?”) personals and spirited punchlines Hemi was spitting, even a stronger showing from O’fficial wouldn’t have been near enough to take this one.

Verdict: Hemi (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Hemi – “You not my sister because I’d kick with you and I love ya, you my sister because ain’t no possible way I’d fuck ya”

O’fficial defeats Daylyt

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Recap: Nothing out of the ordinary here as the usual abstract and witty flair from Daylyt meets the usual gun-centric and mayhem-dishing plate from O’fficial. But in a very close one-rounder, even the slightest mistake can make a huge difference and in this case, Daylyt’s near choke at the start of his round does just that.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 1-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “That vagina had stretch marks on it, you lost out, ‘cuz that pussy you was eating was literally marked out!”

Couture defeats O’fficial

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Recap: A direct contrast to O’fficial’s rambunctious and at times, overtly emotional demeanor, Couture’s cool and calm mannerisms along with her focused delivery gets your attention even more when her pointed personals, fiery schemes, salacious name flips, witty barbs/angles and flexing punchlines get under an opponent’s skin as we witnessed here. Not that O’fficial helped herself much with a couple of very elongated rounds as well as a boatload of punches that didn’t always land. But after easily out-pointing her opponent in rounds 1 and 3, but for a debatable 2nd round (thanks, in part, to a nice O’fficial rebuttal) and a too extra ‘prop’ drill sergeant in the final round, this one was pretty much all Couture.

Verdict: Couture (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Couture – “You a fake, a fraud, a phony, on top of that your flow sucks, these niggers got you gassed, you thought your shit was lit till I stepped on stage and stole your shine, you Slow Bucks!”

C3 defeats O’fficial

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Recap: Dope, spirited and competitive battle between C3 and O’fficial on Queen of the Ring is highlighted by a barrage of braggadocio bangers, steady name flips and spicy wordplay/personals by C3 as well as fierce punchlines, solid heaters/personals and bodacious schemes by O’fficial. With O’fficial coming (“You big booty bitch, you wack as shit, with that big ass, how the fuck you find a strap to fit?!”) back late during her turn to edge the 1st round before C3 came back with a killer (“It’s amazing you could name a list of people that’s fucking me, and I can’t think of one dick that would admit that they fucking you!”) rebuttal, amped up punches and just-as-fire bars to take round 2, the 3rd and deciding round goes to C3. Who while elongated with her turn, still managed to go ham with a mix of punches that included some nice freestyles, stellar, in-ya-face idiosyncrasy and a load of hard wordplay to beat back a solid, but not as consistent (and a little redundant) turn by O’fficial.

Verdict: C3 (W) 2-1

Favorite line: C3 – “That’s probably why she can’t keep a guy or she having trouble getting one, this ring is fucking so important to you ‘cuz you know a nigger would never give you one!”

O’fficial defeats Lexx Banko

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Recap: Another emcee in a long line of battle rappers who’ve taken advantage of O’fficial’s large chest size to pounce on her with some dicey personals, Lexx Banko also uses a pretty solid barfest of raucous heat, persistent mayhem and boastful barbs to keep things competitive in this 3-rounder from QOTR. But the New Orleans rapper, flexing throughout the bout with a gang of stinging wordplay, piercing punchlines, hard-hitting personals and dope 4-bar setups does enough damage to take the first two rounds (a spicier Banko took the 3rd) for the win.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “Holding your girlfriend is the only time you squeezing ratchets!”

O’fficial defeats K Prophet

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Recap: O’fficial’s Queen of the Ring debut goes well as she spazzes on K Prophet with 3 rounds of heated (“You look bad with a haircut, I would hate to see you with a perm or tracks, I’ll make my Flatline niggas bust on your face, but who’d put they sperm on that?”) personals, aggressive bars and juicy wordplay. Prophet had a couple of moments, but overall fell flat with too much filler, reaches and underwhelming bars.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 3-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “You say your city bang, well guess what my city bang too, you wanna be the president of your crew?, I guess they lames too, I carry Washington’s so when you fucked by this black bitch, it ain’t a Scandal”

O’fficial defeats BC

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Recap: Although he had a strong 3rd round, BC’s penchant for dishing better jokes than bars hurts him in the long run when faced against O’fficial’s fiery punchlines/personals, rigid gun bars and potent schemes/wordplay in the first two rounds.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “You and your whole family a bitch, even your seed’s soft, and acting like you down will you and your team tossed, no excuses, after this here, is a clean loss, that chopper will leave this bitch shirtless if I get T’d off!”

O’fficial defeats Unique Barrz

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Recap: Plenty of dope punchlines in this close matchup between O’fficial and Unique Barrz (“I’m like lazy detectives the way I let a case go”), but Unique might as well as have been reading from a book the way so many of her bars lacked passion and delivery. Edge it to O’fficial for a better performance overall and a little more variety with her bars.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “Your names Unique, that’s what bitches call themselves when they know they ugly”

Automatic Ray defeats O’fficial

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Recap: Slightly more intricate and consistent with his punches/schemes/personals in round 1, before snapping with some fierce and witty 4-bar set-ups in the second round, Automatic Ray beats back a lyrical, but mostly so-so O’fficial early to make what was a pretty pedestrian 3rd round irrelevant when it comes to the outcome.

Verdict: Automatic Ray (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Automatic Ray – “Bitch you keep having 3somes, Mike & Ike, Ben & Jerry!”

O’fficial defeats Yung Nite

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Recap: From Cartel Life, a bunch of pretty solid punches, fiery gun bars, modest name flips and hitting personals from O’fficial gets her all 3 rounds over a raucous, but not quite as consistently hitting or versatile Yung Nite.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 3-0

Favorite line: O’fficial – “I’m Bruh Man, holding up that .4 to let that 5th flow [floor]!”

Boogie defeats O’fficial

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Recap: Wittier with the pen and extra hard (and consistent) with his punches/personals, Boogie beats back a solid overall, but not as potent O’fficial in this 1-rounder from GotBarzTV.

Verdict: Boogie (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Boogie – “I love your thighs, but this chicken head is where I spread my duck sauce!: