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Bankhead defeats Piranha

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Recap: One of the most impressive Bankhead’s you’ll ever see here as for 3 rounds against Piranha, the Milwaukee emcee stays in cruise control, using a gang of stifling name flips/metaphors and grimy punchlines to earn the 30 over an opponent who despite a bunch of hitting lines never seemed to find his focus, stopping short in both of the opening rounds of this KOTD match before choking away his 3rd.

Verdict: Bankhead (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Bankhead – “Man, fuck all that chattering shit, why batter a fish, when I can air fry him?!”

Piranha defeats Casino

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Recap: Gritty and competitive URL/UM4 1st round bout between Piranha and an earnest, but a little dry spot-bent Casino gets edged by the Detroit spitter, who’s rigid build-ups to his punches, authentic street talk, persistent mayhem and creative name flips scored with enough heat to win both of the opening rounds for the dub before a 3rd round debatable.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Piranha – “Drive-by, no double-back needed, hit Casino the first time like Beginner’s luck!”

Piranha defeats Dre Dennis

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Recap: Damn, Dre Dennis has 160 battles. Someone should call Guinness because it takes a special kind of talent to have that many battles. Add that he never chokes and gives a solid performances each and every single time out and it’s no wonder Dre dumped his teaching job to battle full-time. However, despite a dope (tho a little inconsistent), gritty, name flip/gun bar-spazzing and hard-hitting effort from Dre here in this URL Survivor Series Onyx matchup, sometimes it’s not about the other guy being better, it’s about him being hungrier. And that’s Piranha here, the Detroit battler taking every shot Dre could give him and retaliating with a gang of hardbody, real street shit, stinging personals, righteous gun lines, piercing punchlines and rigid wordplay that with a flexing amount of consistency, edged him each round for a well-earned 30.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Piranha – “Dre, you got a 3-letter name, putting it on a bullet shouldn’t be an issue!”

Piranha defeats Rain

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Recap: From TakeOff Battle League, close 1-rounder with some dope name flips from an also gritty and aggressive Rain. But a slightly more versatile, gun bar/personal/punch-spicy, condensed and freestyle-spitting Piranha gets the edge here.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Piranha – “Eagle if he try to bang with me, dump this bitch like Vivica, then drop his bitch like Olivia…with the same 50!”

Piranha defeats MYJ

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Recap: For the opening rounds anyway, a dope one here between Piranha and MYJ with the latter’s slick wordplay and gritty punchlines going toe-to-toe with the Detroit rapper’s steely darts and righteous street accolades. But with Piranha also adding some spicy personals/set-ups/punches, earnest vet talk and piercing gun bars of his own to the mix and MYJ fading down the stretch to the point of slipping-up a couple of times and eventually giving up his final round, after a 1st round debatable and edging round 2 of this 3-rounder from Onsite Battle League, it’s a 30 for Piranha.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Piranha – “Loyalty, what type of friends he got?, one’s that’ll leave him in a cell, hit him with a shell, he gonna go to hell, .12 take his wig off…Madea Goes To Jail!”

Piranha defeats Reck

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Recap: Raucous 1-rounder between Piranha and Reck goes the Detroit battler’s way as Piranha’s prolific punch game, littered with gritty name flips, stunted gun bars and some jaunty wordplay combines to beat back a solid, but not as formidable showing by Reck.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Piranha – “You ain’t even the man in Toledo, but wanna talk like you God tier, bitch we don’t allow fear, nigger’s pay cash only at the barber shop so what make you think your credit gonna cut it around here?!”

Gunhood Zeke defeats Piranha

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Recap: Kicking some raw street drama to go along with a boatload of aggressive heaters, fiery schemes, rugged pontifications and well-lit punches/personals/jokes, even while rapping a couple of minutes longer than his opponent Piranha (who was solid throughout his turn and had a few spicy rebuttals to boot), a more consistently nice Gunhood Zeke does enough to get the edge in this 1-rounder from Anybody Can Die Battle League.

Verdict: Gunhood Zeke (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Gunhood Zeke – “Nigga you ain’t get caught sneaking in nigga’s houses, you got caught sleeping in nigga’s houses!”

Piranha defeats Anubis [Rematch]

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Recap: Packing enough fiery gun bars, gritty punchlines, pointed personals and rugged street chatter to make his presence felt, a performance-heavy Piranha dishes enough consistent heat to edge the unique rhyme patterns and festive wordplay of Anubis for all 3 rounds in this competitive matchup from URL.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Piranha – “Test me A and get 90 out the [holds arms out like a gun] 100…like strip club change!”

Piranha defeats Stretch Millz

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Recap: Dope PG between Piranha and Stretch Millz features a boatload of fiery bluster, stinging name flips, a hefty amount of mayhem, deft 4-bar set-ups and some wicked punchlines from each battler. And steady aggression on both sides as well as an almost equal balance of haymakers made this bout extra competitive. However, after a debatable 1st round, the edge here goes to Piranha in the latter two rounds as the Detroit spitter’s ample supply of wit added some more points to an already gritty and slightly more consistent punch-game and with more versatility overall put him over the top.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Piranha – “My brand is stamped, built for the main stage, all my battles classics and bags…like plain Lays!”

Piranha defeats 2Four2

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Recap: Now there’s a first: a battler calling his opponent ‘trash’ then proceeding to choke in the very next round. Nonetheless, even before the choke what with 2Four2’s brimming confidence and gritty stylings in the first two rounds, he wasn’t beating Piranha’s more gripping street narratives, steely punchlines, fire name flips and lofty gun/performance bars for 3 rounds anyway.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Piranha – “I’m from Detroit home of the nigger known as Big Meech, you from Miami, home of the nigger that think he Big Meech!”

Piranha defeats OT 7even

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Recap: In this gritty 1-rounder from Alpha League, a mayhem-friendly Piranha uses an aggressive stream of raucous punchlines, mocking personals and glistening gun bars to beat back a solid, but flow-challenged turn from OT 7even.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Piranha –  “If I up the nina, it’s time for heaven, 6:51…put the .9 to 7!”

Cash Eatin defeats Piranha

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Recap: Dope one-rounder between Piranha and Cash Eatin with Piranha snapping on his opponent’s authenticity (“You make Detroit look bad, you a X-Factor nigga!”) while delivering frequent personals. On the flip side Cash went for straight clowning (“It’s Peanut…without the .38!”) but also spit some juicy punchlines, performance bars and name flips. More variety on the side of Cash Eatin gave him the win.

Verdict: Cash Eatin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Cash Eatin – “Head to the stars, smile, you in hell’s kitchen when that mac shake, getting hit with that 40 like…bars, getting stared at with the Jaz face!”

Illanoiz defeats Piranha

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Recap: Detroit’s Piranha (I have no idea what was up with all the nose scratching, but it sure was distracting) had some occasional hot bars, but it wasn’t nearly enough to keep up with Illanoiz’s wicked punchlines, schemes and name allegories in this PG battle from URL.

Verdict: Illanoiz (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Illanoiz – “Act bananas and get your apple cracked, ‘cuz some niggas don’t learn till you put one under their cap, that’s a Snapple fact”

Anubis defeats Piranha

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Recap: In this 3-rounder from Alpha League, Piranha serves up a solid effort with a boatload of gritty punches spiced with rampant mayhem. However, for the more versatile Anubis, a consistent dish of fiery schemes, flexing punchlines and downright gully personals would be too much for his opponent over the course of 3 rounds, thus giving Anubis the 30.

Verdict: Anubis (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Anubis – “Now go ahead, tell ’em how a weekend with you I only got a chance to die, but you live a life where ya pet smarter than ya kid, you a Family Guy!”

Piranha defeats Tez

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Recap: Surviving a 1st round choke as well as opponent’s Tez witty barbs (that included some social media exposing in round 3) and gritty personals throughout the match, Piranha gets back on his grind with a spicy Looney Tunes scheme and a series of consistently nice, rapid fire punches in the latter rounds to beat back the less formidable Tez for the win.

Verdict: Piranha (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Piranha – “Speaking of rappers, this nigga talking like he extra ill?, this what Meek Mill would look like without the record deal!”