Recap: Highly spirited battle between Dizaster and poRICh for the KOTD championship sees Dizaster spazz on poRICh with wicked (“I come up to your fucking door and ring the bell like ding dong, first little skinny white bitch to answer the door, I lift her up by her pink thong and drag her up the side of the building like King Kong”) personals, fleeting (“You getting killed so badly your fagget ass homie felt like he had to start massaging your shoulders”) punchlines, nice rebuttals and biting, hard-hitting (“You little bitch, I’ll feed you the lowest form of pedigree, I will go after ya, bust open your head with the chrome relentlessly and open up your dome like you know telepathy”) bars with his usual aggression and in-your-face machismo. And while the incoming champion had a stellar second, combining personals, funny impressions and dope (“You selfish bitch!, crack this crab for the white meant, You selfish, bitch!”) punchlines to take the round, Dizaster’s 3rd, another round of nice performance bars, on-the-spot (“Yeah I do follow the great Koran and there’s another book [I read] ‘A Thousand Different Ways To Make The Bong'”) rebuts and consistent personals earned him the check and the KOTD chain.
Verdict: Dizaster (W) 2-1
Favorite line: poRICH – “So what’s this holy gospel that you’re quoting, queer?, the Koran? c’mon, and who’s this divine deity you think is so revered?, Allah [pffft] All ya will be over here”
