Recap: Not the most consistently methodical Young X you’ve seen, but too much filler, pontificating and short rounds from his opponent (“You play with the Heat, but never shoot…like Juwan Howard!”) Prop J, leave X’s steadily nice (“This a very awkward battle, look y’all…this the first you seen a kicker make a linebacker look small!”) punchlines and wicked street chatter with more than enough room to score an easy 3-0.
Verdict: Young X (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Young X – “I kill nigga’s in the battle and I’m nice on the beat, you a faggot, riding on a bike with no seat!”