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Nu Jerzey Twork defeats Sasse

Recap: It’s no secret: an on-point and focused Nu Jerzey Twork is an unbeatable foe. Take for example here in this 1-rounder from Manslaughter Battle League against a pretty solid and violence-themed effort by Sasse. Nu Jerooz still doesn’t break a sweat. The former Goonie using a variety of righteous darts, mocking personals, stifling gun bars, sporty schemes and gritty punches to score haymaker after haymaker and handily gain the win.

Verdict: Nu Jerzey Twork

Favorite line: Nu Jerzey Twork – “This shit all a fraud, I’m trying to teach you about the pros and cons like the longest yard!”

Emerson Kennedy defeats Sasse

Recap: From Manslaughter Battle League, while the at times brazen and overall solid/witty wordplay of Sasse provided a handful of notables in this 1-roudner, it’s a more set-up rich, consistently hitting and punch/wordplay/personal-lit Emerson Kennedy who earns the win in the end.

Verdict: Emerson Kennedy (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Emerson Kennedy – “Zoolander…stop acting like this can’t go left!”