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JC and Scripts [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Doomsday Rap Battle brought to you from Rap Grid ends up being a draw as the hardbody punchlines, street missives and mocking personals of Scripts puts enough points on the scoreboard to (round 1: debatable, round 2: Scripts, round 3: JC) matchup equally with the fiery schemes, slinging mayhem and (“You New York nigger’s buck-fifty with the razors, not us, the accuracy too cutthroat!”) piercing punches/name flips of a condensed JC over the course of 3 rounds.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: Scripts – “This Roscoe biscuit, Ricky scratching that Lotto ticket, you don’t even know death coming!”

Scripts defeats Young Kannon

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Synopsis: I remember Scripps from his battle with B-Magic, so I knew he’d bring his A-game here. And against an earnest YK, you knew this would be a good battle. I had it tied after round one, but Scripps was more consistent and delivered better bars and personals in round 3 to earn the W.

Verdict: Scripts (W) 2-1

Best line: (tie) YK – “Kidnap ya shortie and hold her longer than Smack footage” and Scripts – “The way she sucking on the dick, Kan I got your bitch rubber-necking, fuck her from the back, look like I’m discount double-checking”

Scripts defeats O-Red

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Recap: Moreso an O-Red tripping over himself and never getting up than getting beat by his opponent, after easily taking the 1st round here on this 3-rounder from Block City TV versus Scripts, an O-Red who was vigorously punch-heavy in the 1st round, flips the switch and surprisingly succumbs to a host of subpar freestyles and pedestrian bars in the latter rounds. And for Scripts, who stayed steady with the mayhem, bully talk and raucous personals throughout the match, even while not doing much in the way of bar efficiency to earn the win, still squeaks this one out thanks for the most to Red’s sudden downfall.

Verdict: Scripts (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Scripts – “It’s UFC when you step into this octagon, I spray wigs, this .8 kid is not Octomom’s!”

B. Magic defeats Scripts

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Recap: B-Magic uses rapid (“blind porn star, you don’t know who you fucking with”) punchlines, witty wordplay, jokes (“I will beat the F word outta this piece of S word”) and a couple of haymakers to take out Scripts, who while definitely representing (that “beat him the fuck up that’s what I do to a rookie, fist fuck your pregnant girl and give your kid a noogie” line was extra mean and the Middle East scheme was short and sweet), just didn’t have enough artillery to win a round here.

Verdict: B-Magic (W) 3-0

Favorite line: B-Magic – “Beat your face till I need Scripts for the wrist pain”

Scripts defeats Hash100s

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Recap: Honestly, not much to see here but a lot of gun bars and for the most part weak punchlines with little creativity. But somebody has to win and it was clearly Scripts. That said, if you can get through this battle without yawning you’re a batter man than me.

Verdict: Scripts (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Scripts – “I’ll let it ring in his ears so long….you can leave a voice mail!”