Recap: Battle of the braggadocio bars in this intergender matchup between Teewhy and Smooth. Harlem’s Smooth, who I don’t recall seeing on QOTR or any other battle leagues period, represented well and came hard with some aggressive (“You see me, you see P and the God Arty, I’ll put blood here and blood there, like a Piru party!”) wordplay and solid punches throughout her turn. But compared to Teewhy’s more consistent flow, fiery (“Feeling froggy, should’ve leaped. leave ’em froggy like Malignaggi when Porter put him to sleep!”) punchlines and heavier bar quotient, it’s the Jersey newcomer who gets this one.
Verdict: Teewhy (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Teewhy – “Mt shit infectious, spread it and I need a Benydril, you ain’t a fraction of my .6, so how could you half as ill?”
