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Real Sikh defeats Spade

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Recap: A little too reliant on name flips overall, but more succinct with his stealthy punches to edge round 1 before faltering to a way more punch-heavy and wittier Spade in round 2, Real Sikh takes advantage of his opponent’s wanton nerd persona with a personal-spazzing and mockingly clever 3rd round to gain the win in this Proving Grounds matchup from Smack/URL.

Verdict: Real Sikh (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Real Sikh – “The .44 my lady friend, sparking all day with it, don’t toss it, I’ll stay with it, I feel like I dump this bitch every week…we gotta on and off relationship!”

Klutz defeats S.P.A.D.E.

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Recap: From Body Bag Battle League, scoring with some ill wordplay throughout his 3 rounds that was especially nice when it came to potent set-ups, name flips, gritty punches and boastful barbs, a slightly more condensed and efficient Klutz does enough to edge each round for the win over a versatile and often punch-lit, but not as efficient overall S.P.A.D.E.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Klutz – “I ain’t playing Spade, but it’s like you playing Spades it’s the perfect time to play a spade, you ain’t notice? everybody around got heart except you!”