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Th3 Saga defeats Swift Millie

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Recap: The braggadocios zingers towards the end his round amounted to piling on as before that turn Th3 Saga had this 1-rounder versus Swift Millie in the bag, using a gang of piercing punchlines, sizzling name flips, fiery 4-bar setups and stinging wordplay/schemes to beat back a gritty opponent who seemed hell-bent on going personal what with the X-rated magazines and bottle of lotion tossed at Saga’s feet at the start of his round, but ended up delivering a solid turn with half punches/personals.

Verdict: Th3 Saga (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Th3 Saga – “It’s the last chance for you, leave now or die with the options I have planned for you, even my dog will let it fly with the mask…Crash Bandicoot!”

Dre Dennis defeats Swift Millie

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Recap: Even with a load of filler thrown on, Dre Dennis drops enough righteous gun bars along with an able amount of haymakers to take this one-rounder and edge a solid with the punches, but stay away from the personals, Swift Millie.

Verdict: Dre Dennis (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Dre Dennis – “Arms clap if he whip it, car crash and he dent it, I was bodying [body in a] a Freeway, they thought Cassidy did it!”

Fettuccine20 defeats Swift Millie

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Recap: Not really feeling all this tag-team, dudes jumping in battles, 2-on-1 shit going on in battle rap these days. But in this case, even with surprise guest appearances by Snake Eyez and Pep in the 3rd round, with harder wordplay and more spitfire bars, despite all the antics in a final round that he barely rapped in, Fettuccine20 had already soundly beaten Swift Millie anyway.

Verdict: Fettuccine20 (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Fettuccine20 – “Low carbs, no sodium, the gat be fat free, ‘cuz Mills [meals] light!”