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Syd Vicious

Real Deal defeats Syd Vicious

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Recap: From Don’t Flop, a versatile Real Deal, scoring with a variety of stifling punchlines, witty personals, solid off-the-dome heat and spicy storytelling bars, puts up enough points (esp. during a killer opening round) to beat back a mostly competitive effort from a mayhem-lit and punch/personal heavy at times Syd Vicious, who after getting edged by RD in both of the early rounds, was on his way to at least taking the 3rd if not for a couple of slip-ups.

Verdict: Real Deal (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Real Deal – “And this is Syd from Atlanta?, this for the ’92 Pirates, no way I could let him slide!”

John John Da Don defeats Syd Vicious

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Recap: Resident fat jokes in round 1, but they still had enough meat to hit. And that along with some nifty punchlines/personals that when coupled up with a flow-challenged Syd Vicious having to cut his 2nd round short, gives John John Da Don the win in this entertaining 3-rounder from Grind Time.

Verdict: John John Da Don (W) 2-1

Favorite line: John John Da Don – “Try to play da Don and John will put a Hollow in you, I would say body bag, but I don’t know what size to get you!”

Swave Sevah defeats Syd Vicious

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Synopsis: In a battle filled with hilarity Swave Sevah conducts a tutorial in career development, creativity, performance (the “candy bars vs. prison bars” narrative alone was fire) and personals to add another trophy to the shelf for Team Homi.

Verdict: Swave Sevah (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Syd Vicious – “Yo I’m a real nigga so I wouldn’t stand here and tell a boldface lie, but when you Google Swave Sevah the results say ‘Why?'”

Heartless defeats Syd Vicious

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Round 3

Synopsis: Woah. Looks here like a lot of Grind Time inner friction got exposed in this matchup. Still a good battle tho. I got Heartless clearly taking round 1 and edging round 2 to get the win

Verdict: Heartless (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Heartless – “Now that it comes to me, y’all wanna hear something amusing? This fat nigga actually said he’d jump me, nigga you couldn’t even jump to conclusions”.