No Bias. No Narratives.
Recap: Chef Trez uses salacious gun bars, potent name flips and wicked punchlines to make quick work of a solid, but slip-up prone (and eventually choking) T Dubb O in this 1-rounder from Street Status.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I took real losses, you get it shorty?, I went from ash to a beer belly, I done lost a pack and still had connections with the .40!”
Recap: An overall more consistent DNA uses aggressively poignant (“You Cripping, we know your gang, get to lifting, your C’s will be catching fire…Hunger Games!”; “Plus nigga I’m the savage type, y’all thought this was over, wait, when this shit sing, it’ll Barry White [bury White]!”) punchlines and some nice name flips to survive an extra-ill (“I paid a bitch to set up him up, she wouldn’t even go through with it, she was gonna fuck till she seen that glass of water on his nightstand with that one tooth in it!”) first round from T-Dubb O and earn a come-from-behind win.
Verdict: DNA (W) 2-1
Favorite line: T-Dubb – “All bullshit aside, you look like an emoji nigga!”
Recap: Highly entertaining battle between a forever spazzing T Dubb and an always ready for action JC goes down to the wire with Dubb edging it out. Call the end of Dubb second round a choke if you want, but JC landed enough hard bars to win that round anyway. It’s the 1st and 3rd rounds where Dubb really went in and won the battle, scoring with heavy angles on JC’s authenticity, the infamous Chris Stokes video (“Real niggas supposed to sit and believe you grip toast, when that dance you did look like you was practicing deep throat”), storytelling points and gritty (“I’ll spray and waste J [Jay] dna like a Beyonce abortion”) bars. While JC dropped some heavy (“Them arms out, but those clips extended like an olive branch”) punches, a short 1st round, some filler throughout and just not enough execution eventually did him in.
Verdict: T Dubb (W) 2-1
Favorite line: T Dubb – “Ain’t no dancers trappin, you’ll get robbed, this ain’t You Got Served nigga!”
