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Tall T

Tall T defeats Shotgun Suge

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Recap: For the most part choosing to shoot straight from the hip, Shotgun Suge’s usual assortment of bully bars and street (“These nigga’s call cops when that gat pop, YOU Google news on your laptop!”) bravado lack the wordplay, pizazz and variability that makes them kick, thus giving Tall T’s eccentric (“That’s ‘cuz he was born with the wrong chest!”) jokes, hitting personals and rich punchlines more than enough room to take this East-meets-West one-rounder from URL.

Verdict: Tall T (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Tall T – “If he don’t die the first time I try to spray that nigga, I’ll give him one more shot…like I forgave that nigga!”

Tall T defeats Fat-Boy

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Recap: Fat-Boy proves to be good with the (“Y’all think that fag shit is fashion, not knowing ya ass look dumb, you came way from California, copped a battle for the outfit, hair done, nails done, everything did…you fashion ha?”) jokes (it edged him round 1)…and not much else, as too many nursery rhymes and just flat-out lame bars fail to stand any chance against Tall T’s consistently understated (“Although this pussy nigga hard to find, I’mma still leave his brains on the wall tho [Waldo]!”) punches and quixotic (“He a sidewalk ‘cuz this nigga not street, on me, why ain’t gotta surf the web nigga, look at his at neck if he trying to see some hot links!”) wordplay.

Verdict: Tall T (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Tall T – “Breakfast time he be insecure, knowing he want the whole box, eating half a bowl”

Conceited defeats Tall T

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Synopsis: Tall T (R.I.P.) was always nice, but unfortunately not much comp here against an early Conceited who was clearly at the top of his game, delivering sizzling punchline (“bullets like the letter ‘V’, they coming after ‘U'”) after punchline (“cops wanna handcuff him, stick him in jail, even if I was a SIM card I wouldn’t sit in a cell”) with virtual ease, while putting on a show for a hype crowd that made you forget that Conceited was the road guy.

Verdict: Conceited (W) 2-0

Best line: Tall T – “You talk about it, we actually shoot, dome shots make him do the Chicken Noodle soup! And when comes to pussy, you don’t know what to do, you put yo condom on and balls in it Too!!