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DNA defeats Tetsho Vintage



Recap: With a name like Tetsho Vintage you just knew that an experienced vet like DNA would have (“Tetsho, that sound like a game in Nintendo that the company let go!”) some fun with it. And he certainly did in this one-rounder from ABR that also saw a boatload of pedestrian bars from Mr. Vintage, a league owner (Chris Petty) really overreacting to Tetsho’s steady aggression and DNA showing off with some nice freestyles and rebuttals, that is when he wasn’t spitting fiery punchlines and buzzing gun bars.

Verdict: DNA (W) 1-0

Favorite line: DNA – “Get out of line, my team violent, [swish swish[, two buck 50’s, leave both of your cheeks smiling!”

Yoshi G defeats Tetsho Vintage

Recap: A gang of scurrilous allegations on her personal life by Tetsho Vintage doesn’t stop a punchline-heavy, witty/nasty at times and mayhem-dishing Yoshi G (who also had a dope, mid-turn rebuttal during the 2nd round) from taking the first couple of rounds for the win in this 3-rounder from ABR.

Verdict: Yoshi G (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Yoshi G – “I had to convince my sister you wasn’t a stud, nigger!”