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The Deadman

The Deadman defeats Big Kannon

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Recap: A more consistent, comedic (“Look, bloated Lux!”) and versatile The Deadman takes the first two rounds easy from a nice (“Nigga, if I’m fat because God hates me, it’s only right that I baptize you in a pool of blood!”) at times, but sometimes lackadaisical Big Kannon and wins this 3-rounder from KOTD.

Verdict: The Deadman (W) 2-1

Favorite line: The Deadman – “We pop them things, for in Eur  [foreigner] like we strangers, the second round?, pops in the face like a teenager, the 3rd round?…forget about it, Qleen Paper!”

Head Ice defeats The Deadman

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Recap: All the way from Harlem, NY, Head Ice puts a hurting on The Deadman with mean name schemes, personals and aggressive bars to move the crowd and shake the room. The Deadman had his moments (“I’ll stomp Ice out till I’m walking on water, Jesus Christ!”), but for the most part Ice stayed in control of the battle and easily took the win.

Verdict: Head Ice (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Head Ice –  “No wonder they labeled you The Deadman, you overdosed”

Chilla Jones defeats The Deadman

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Synopsis: The Deadman got’s some jokes (“When you was playin’ checkers, I was playin’ chess, and when you was playin’ chess, I was done playin’ games”) and performance ability, but his flow needs serious work and he isn’t nearly consistent enough to put up a fight against Chilla Jones, who uses solid wordplay, dope scheme and rigid name flips to easily take the win.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 3-0

Best line: Chilla Jones – “My toasters may spread you, your toasters make bagels”

Cocky and The Deadman (Debatable)

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Synopsis: Seems like Cocky only took this battle to get some shit off his chest concerning Fox…and that he did. Meanwhile, The Deadman, while funny (“Nigga you wouldn’t be top tier (tear) if you were the first tat on Lil Waynes face”) throughout didn’t quite do enough to warrant a win over Cocky’s potent punchlines. Give it a tie tho based on Cocky’s second round choke.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Cocky – “Keep it real Deadman you don’t want no problems tonight, cuz I’ll pull it out and have all the fans leaving like it’s the bottom of the 9th”