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Tone Montana and Real Deal [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: It’s a different type of stumble, but against Real Deal here on No Coast X, Tone Montana proves to be his own worse enemy again. This time wasting his 3rd round on a predictable and shortened race angle after going into the 3rd round, IMO, winning this battle upon splitting the 1st and edging the (“I ain’t saying fuck your race, all I’m saying is that I’ll go to the White House and burn a cross on Columbus Day!”) 2nd. Thus, Real Deal, who was pretty solid throughout, dishes a hot enough 3rd round to force a tie.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Real Deal – “Let’s get violent Tony, I’d love it if we took it to fists, the end of Candyman the only time Trevor catching a hook from a bitch!”

Snake Eyez defeats Tone Montana

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Recap: Surely, in lieu of his notorious ‘choke rep’, one could understand the thought of Tone Montana shortening his rounds so much here versus Snake Eyez in order to lessen the risk of choking. But other than a solid and gritty 1st round that while he still lost, displayed some competition, Montana’s condensed turns in the 2nd and 3rd, mixed with few fire punchlines here and there, but also questionable angles and random personals, stood zero chance against a Snake Eyez who consistently came hard throughout his 3 rounds with fierce struggle bars, fiery punches, heated gun bars and potent schemes. But hey, for what it’s worth, at least Tone gave you 3 straight rounds.

Verdict: Snake Eyez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Snake Eyez – “100 in a drum, trying to leave 50 of ’em in you, and leave your body with a smell like Gwitty in the venue!”

Jonny Storm defeats Tone Montana

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Recap: A debatable 2nd and 3rd round, forces this one to come down to the 1st where Jonny Storm spit about twice as long as his opponent Tone Montana did and easily took the round (and win) with way more spitfire punches and a couple of (“Your girl be sucking my dick, watch who you French Montana!”) haymakers.

Verdict: Jonny Storm (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jonny Storm – “Tone Montana, y’all about to see him die, punches, flow, presence, I’m a seasoned guy, to kill him I could give a hundred reasons why, but I ain’t want to boast about it, so why give T.M. I [TMI]!”

Tone Montana defeats Da Example

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Recap: A first-round choke by da Example (who up to that point wasn’t spitting much more than average bars anyway) makes this an easy win for a consistently nice Tone Montana in this one-rounder from Jack City Battle League.

Verdict: Tone Montana (W) 1-0

Favorite line:  Tone Montana – “After I hit him, just pull out y’all camera’s….that’s how I pick a fight!”

Mr. Mills defeats Tone Montana

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Recap: Some suspenseful punches and nice (“Mills, you way too big to have glitter on your shirt!”) freestyles by Tone Montana keeps him in this battle with the uber-aggressive Mr. Mills, But after breaking down (“What good is having great credentials, when the fans put you in the category of wasted potential?!”) Montana with hitting personals in round one, Mills totally switches it up, dishing random punches from every which way, that for the most part landed hard and got him a well-earned win.

Verdict: Mr. Mills (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Mr. Mills – “I ain’t gotta go get a gun, I’ll pull up with an old ratchet in the back seat, that’s Stifler’s mom!”

Tone Montana defeats Uno Lavoz

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Recap: Tone Montana withstands a mediocre 2nd round and uses a stellar mix of grimy schemes, wicked (“I got two moods, one’s rude, that’s ‘please excuse me’ and ‘fuck you!'”) punchlines and ill bully bars to beat Uno Lavos, who came with his standard assortment of potent (“I heard you name all ya guns, well homie that’s whats up, I name my guns too, this is ‘shut’ and this is ‘da fuck up’!”) jokes and salty gun bars, but overall couldn’t keep up with his opponent’s more consistent flow, delivery and bar quotient.

Verdict: Tone Montana (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Tone Montana – “I ain’t one of those niggas you almost beat, stay in the bike lane pussy nigga, you almost street!”

Mackk Myron defeats Tone Montana

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Recap: Mackk Myron’s heated punches, steely name flips and bouyant set-ups combined with a mostly pedestrian Tone Montana make for an easy 30 for the Team Homi spitter, who may’ve also benefited a little bit from his opponent letting a restless crowd wanting or expecting better competition.

Verdict: Mackk Myron (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Mackk Myron – “Well, let him know I keep a nina as a weapon, another nina, it’s kicking like Nina off of Tekken!”

Sco defeats Tone Montana

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Synopsis: Tone Montana must’ve gotten one of his videos rejected by BET or something, because I can’t think of any other reason for him not showing up here (he even goes out his way to diss Bow Wow to his face). But then talking about what went wrong with TM dismisses Sco’s performance–a nice palette of rigid bars, nice jokes and biting personals. Hey, at least we know that Tone Montana can do a mean DMX impression.

Verdict: Sco (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Sco – “Oh y’all nigga’s gangbanging out there? I hope you got your flowers and caskets, bet my 5 run your 5 off the basket without shooting a basket”

Tone Montana defeats Scientific

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Recap: Scientific won on (“Shake your head ummm, when I ask ‘Gimme dough’, that’s gonna get bitch-ass clapped, that’s a twerk video!”) haymakers, but that’s only due to rapping twice as long as his opponent, Tone Montana. That aside, despite plenty of standard bars on both sides, way too much filler and lame bars by Scientific along with Tone’s more consistent and animated punches, ends up costing him this one.

Verdict: Tone Montana (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Tone Montana – “Going against me is like a man in a mask at the police station staring through the glass!”

LottaZay defeats Tone Montana

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Synopsis: In a URLTV battle littered with fire schemes from both sides (esp. that crazy R&B scheme LottaZay dished in the deciding 3rd round), it’s the more consistently hitting and flow tight Zay who gets the win over Tone Montana.

Verdict: LottaZay (W) 2-1

Best line: LottaZay – “This how I do, I blaze wig’s nigga, March 9th the wrong day to BIG nigga!”

Tone Montana defeats Cashis

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Recap: “This is the type of shit Tone Montana do”….a lyrically adept (and focused) Tone Montana impresses throughout with bar after bar of replete punchlines, jokes, schemes (esp. that “dreams” joint, round 1) and street shit, taking out Cashis while reminding viewers of what all the hype was about.

Verdict: Tone Montana (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Tone Montana – “You broke as a fat stripper”

Tone Montana defeats Super Writer

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Synopsis: No disrespect to Mickey Factz, but I wouldn’t be so quick to call this battle a “classic”, yet it was still a dope and competitive barfest nonetheless. That said, while both Tone Montana and Super Writer dropped sizzling bars and more than represented for their camps, the choice here goes to Tone for being a little more consistently subpar (the DMX impression killed and the temple scheme was straight dope) throughout his rounds as opposed to Superwriter–that said this battle should’ve been 3 rounds.

Verdict: Tone Montana (W) 1-0

Best line: Super Writer – “At home Tone get on porn chats for the live chatting, baby oil in his left hand and his right spazzing, while smoking weed so you a terrorist ’cause you hi-jacking”

Tone Montana defeats ESG

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Recap: Yes, ESG called Tone Montana a “wanksta” in this battle. But then that wasn’t the only reference he made to the 90’s or 00’s so it could be that he’s possibly stuck in the time warp and can’t get out. Granted, Tone Montana wasn’t much better here, but bar wise he bested anything ESG had to spit–too bad for Tone, all the judges must’ve been his opponent’s homies.

Verdict: Tone Montana (W) 2-0

Favorite line: Tone Montana – “…killing was constant, there was nothing I could ever do with a smile, but I’ll be in y’all projects going coo coo with the Cal”