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Tycoon Tax

Eazy The Block Captain defeats Tycoon Tax

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Recap: From KLBL, with a couple of shortened rounds, not sure an otherwise solid punching Tycoon Tax took this battle as serious as his opponent did. But none of that matters to Eazy The Block Captain who used his 3 rounds here to take Tax on a trip through Gutta City that featured a gang of rigid trap talk, piercing punchlines/name flips, boastful barbs and plenty of indiscriminate mayhem to take the first two rounds for the win before a debatable 3rd.

Verdict: Eazy The Block Captain (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Eazy The Block Captain – “Piece of his image be everywhere like I’m photoblasting, that snap chat, cuz behidn this filer is an ugly ratchet!”

Tycoon Tax defeats Shotgun Suge

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Recap: Sometimes you can only blame yourself for losing and such is the case here as Shotgun Suge came with some serious (“I’m from Newark nigga, these weapons is real, this big fucking .40 expect it to peel, I hit his taco, expect it to spill, Chipotle, all on his Mexican grill”) bars and enough politically incorrect jokes to edge Tycoon Tax. But there’s just no way one can ignore Suge’s slip-ups in the first two rounds and choke in the 3rd. Thus, Tax gets the win, if for nothing else but flowing consistent throughout his rounds and providing enough bite to his (“I don’t care what set he claim when I load these clips, it’s the translator at the Nelson Mandela memorial, them signs you throwing up don’t mean shit”) bars, (“You lose every fucking battle, what got your ego popping?, you just another actor that died on Smack, Philip Seymour Hoffman”) personals and punchlines.

Verdict: Tycoon Tax (W) 2-1

Favorite line:  Shotgun Suge – “What you worth to me? I know you ain’t get paid, cuz’ you’se a Mexican, you niggas damn near work for free”

Rum Nitty defeats Tycoon Tax

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Recap: More versatile, more consistent and more potent. Faced with the mostly ‘half-assed writtens’ from Tycoon Tax, Rum Nitty stays busy with elite guns bars, swaggerlicious name flips and well-honed (“Bitch, I’m on a roll like Charmin tissue!”) punchlines to score an easy 3-0 in this 3-rounder from KOTD..

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “I hit the function with my hat down low, computer virus, everybody in the background froze!”

Cortez defeats Tycoon Tax

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Recap: Definitely not Cortez at his best, but enough adequate wordplay and hitting name flips versus way too many basic bars, a weak/nonsensical (“Que” = ‘K’?!?) Spanish scheme and bad sportsmanship from Tycoon Tax handed this one to Tez easy.

Verdict: Cortez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Cortez – “You’ve been privileged…all your life, that’s a Luxury Tax”